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Never wear a fur coat in the woods during hunting season.
It wasn't your brother. It was an alien shapeshifter! I found twenty bucks.
I just got MY hands on a Justin Bieber album. *grabs shotgun* PULL!
Don't spit into the wind.
"Don't you think that you were a little hard on them?" Nightshade stood beside Silver, watching the old Night Guards escort the new recruits to...
Never trust a skinny cook.
Yes, in the short term, it would be beneficial to SOME. But what about the native Inuits who don't want to see their ancestral lands defiled?...
It is often best to learn how to swim BEFORE diving into the deep end.
Punch, because love can't win if I knock it unconscious.
He's actually six ducks in a human costume. I just had breakfast!
Hannibal. Hannibal is best cannibal.
Punch, because I love violence.
YOU DARE PROVOKE THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS?! *heals throat* *sets Parsons on fire*
Shave your head. Problem solved. My foot is asleep.
Do NOT call a short police officer "Bacon Bits."
Punch, because I have a fist and you have a face.
*sets Shade on fire*
Stop being Canadian. I accidently summoned Cthulu.
*reads Timestopper's posts* *sets Timestopper on fire* This thread aint big enough for the two of us.
You seem glitchier than usual today, Miss Ax.
