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Circuit smiled as he gave Orchid another hug. "It's the least I could do," he said.
It was a cold fall afternoon in Canterlot, Colorado. Orchid Bloom opened the front door slowly, trembling as she entered the house. She hadn't...
Granted. But every time you squish a dish of fish, a woodchuck named Chuck chucks wood at you. I wish I knew how to play the saxophone.
[MEDIA] OBLIGATORY HIGHLANDER REFERENCE
Granted. You only know how to play "Scotland the Brave." Backwards. I wish I could see into the future.
Granted. You're now unemployed. I wish I had a time machine.
My friends say I have an eating problem. So I ate them too.
Granted. You are now drowning in debt because you spent all your credit card money on Star Wars Battlefront II lootboxes. But hey, sense of pride...
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Granted, you are now exactly 1 nanometer taller. I wish I could fly.
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[IMG] They look so cute together :D
Granted. Enjoy your flu! I wish I had a car.
And so, the prodigal toaster fixer returns.
Granted. However, you are not very fluent in animal, so you will often end up saying complete nonsense to them, resulting in, for example, a dog...
Fanfiction is a helluva drug
How To Speak Old Ponish It's comforting to know that we as a fandom are still capable of things like this after 7 years.
Granted. Turns out it's the worst anime ever made. I wish I could get laid.
I don't know what any of this means
