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Excuse you? Cthulhu is the one true tentacle king! [IMG]
My grandfather was Green Beret and my great-grandfather was an underwater explosives expert.
^ May or may not currently be arm-wrestling a giant squid.
I have ancestors from both countries. On the French side, I'm a direct descendant of King Charlemagne. On the Italian side, I'm descended from...
Hank Scorpio = Best Simpsons Character Ever. [IMG]
I enjoy it roasted, with a nice orange sauce. Your gift contains the head of your worst enemy.
It will be weird around here with no Ninjakitty. "It will indeed." [IMG]
I rub it into the wounds of my enemies! The gift contains an infinite time-loop. The gift contains an infinite time-loop. The gift contains...
Silver surprised everypony by laughing when he saw the footage. "What a fool! He dares to impersonate the Dark Princess? Celestia saved me the...
I throw the BIGGEST PARTY EVER!!! Your gift contains a slow, painful death.
Warcraft? Alice, would you like to do the honors? "Thank you, Ridley. Ahem... NEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRD!!!" Sorry, we couldn't resist. Have a wolf. [IMG]
I open it. Your present contains an ancient evil that wishes to destroy all of humanity.
Wolves. "Wolves are what is going on." [IMG]
Castle. We're talking about the TV show, right? Tumblr or Facebook?
I grab it anyway. Your present contains a small bottle labeled "Drink Me."
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Well, what did you think wolves ate? Cookies? -Woof?*- -*Cookie?- "Yes, Pirate Dog, you may have a cookie." [IMG]
Deer, huh? "I hope you're happy. You, quite literally, asked for this." [SPOILER]
Why is it when you transport stuff on a ship, it's called cargo, but when you transport it in a car, it called a shipment?
