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Last night I had a Cuban sandwich and fries. I also had some beers, a few Jello shots, a rum and Coke, a pint of Guinness, and a few...
"Actually, I will be winning this game."
I see. Well, carry on then.
Stop being moody, Red. Hating everybody is my schtick.
It's all real, in at least one universe. In fact, there's at least one universe where you are Batman. Think about that for a second. In an...
Woo! Halloween! I'm a little drunk right now, and I'm typing stuff to see if I remember typing stuff in the morning.
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Well, I had about about a half a dozen more than one too many, listened to a pretty good band, danced with a few girls, and somehow managed to get...
I just gave some candy to Queen Elsa and Michelangelo. I think I'm gonna go find something to do.
I am eating Count Chocula and candy! With a side of even more candy!
Another unfair matchup. This is like putting a world class heavyweight MMA fighter up against a middle school wrestling champion. Both are at the...
That's what we... uh, I mean, they... want you to think.
"I speak in italics, with quotation marks to reflect the fact that my speech is being translated into English by a device built into my armor."...
The Illuminati is the secret society that controls the world.
The purpose of Halloween is to eat spooky cereal and watch spooky movies, then put on a spooky costume and go drink spooky drinks and eat lots of...
[IMG] OT: If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Would you use it for good or evil?
Good. As long the masses remain ignorant, nobody will ever learn of our plans for... I've said too much.
What is your favorite sandwich?
Fast N' Loud.
I didn't see egg rolls on the list, so I clicked dessert because I had a mug of ice cream ten minutes ago.
