A Million and One Life Lessons

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    Basically, lessons you have to learn the hard way. The sillier the better.

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    Don't try to drink "the rest of the bottle" and if you do anyway, don't do it all at once.
     
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    Do NOT call a short police officer "Bacon Bits."
     
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    Turn the ceiling fan off before using a ladder in the living room.
     
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    When your child 'messes' in the floor, don't rub his/her nose in it.
     
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    Never drink with Stridershy. Or his friends.
     
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    When life actually does give you lemons, make sure you have sugar before making lemonade.
     
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    ^ and when life gives you LIMES, get some Jose Cuervo!!!!
     
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    It is often best to learn how to swim BEFORE diving into the deep end.
     
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