Once I was at home on the toilet. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was from the IRS. They said I owed them the entire U.S. national debt. But the guy on the phone had an Indian accent, so I knew it was fake. I decided to have some fun with the guy on the other end. I went back to the bathroom, finished my business, flushed the toilet, and hung up. I never got any similar calls since.
I once got a job working for the IRS. I went to the cafeteria in the building, and ordered some curry. It was so spicy my throat swelled and it sounded like I was talking with an Indian accent. Later that day, I called somebody about a tax debt and they were very rude.
