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  1. mike406

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    I honestly don't know what to say. I love his free pony pitch though. And yes that is a boot on his head.

    [video=youtube_share;4d_FvgQ1csE]http://youtu.be/4d_FvgQ1csE[/video]
     
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    Morrowind3 A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Yeah, Seen this one. ^_^

    Mandatory Toothbrushing laws?
    An Awesome Hat?
    Free Ponies?
    An Awesome Song?
    Jesus told me to thro wstuff?
    Lots moar?

    This High-Class troll got my vote!

    Seriously though, Is this guy a real candidate? Because Screw Ron Paul, This is my new Favourite 'murican Candidate! :D
     
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    Novella Practically Part of the Site Itself

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    Heck I'd vote for him. At least he's honest about being a fascist, and a friendly one at that!
     
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    A friendly fascist?

    This makes no sense.

    But still...

    He's awesome.

    Also, Wikipedia says he's an Anarchist, which is always an option.
     
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    Valor8878 A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    i want that hat....

    and i support the act of free zombie labor
     
  6. mike406

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    I'm going to conclude that he is none of those and in fact INSANE.
     
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    Let's play a quick drinking game!
    Take a shot for every pun he makes.
     
  9. mike406

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    Awww I'm only 17, too bad.:derpe:
     
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    If he doesn't support SOPA or NDAA, he's got my vote.
     
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    I doubt he knows anything about current issues. His priority is to get rid of gingivitis or whatever.
     
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    Professional troll is professional, and amusing.
     
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    Really looking forward to the next election. Wonder how many votes he'll get. :3
    Probably atleast the American population of 4chan. :p


    Come to the Netherlands, The age is 16 here. :derpe:
     
  14. mike406

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    Perfect explanation as to why the drunk driving casualty rates are most common with underage drinkers in the US... The higher drinking age gives them more of a reason to hide alcohol. Not to mention that its soooo "cool" to get drunk when your 16...:DFH:
     
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    I must say he won me over with the twinkledust thing at the ending.
     

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