"Greetings, people of Everypony. My name is Queen Allysana Vex'ori Graa Armiista, but many prefer to call me Alice. Some of you may know me from my activity in the Last to Post games, and some of you have never encountered me. While Ridley is busy watching one of his infernal animes, I have decided to take this opportunity to become more active on this site. Therefore, as a show of good faith, I will deign to answer any questions that you may have."
As Ridley seems to ask this question a lot, what is your favorite sandwich (or nearest cultural equivalent)?
"I am not. Very few Armiistaans possess magical abilities, but our technology more than makes up for it."
"Two forms with different genders. Interesting. Armiistaan is the name of my species. We come from a planet called Armiista, located in the Perseus arm of the Milky Way galaxy. Our race has existed for millions of years, and we have built a mighty empire that spans a quarter of the galaxy. To answer your other question, any attempt to attack or experiment upon me will be met with lethal force."
How old are you chick? And while we're at it, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"In Terran years, I am nine hundred eighty-six years old. My people live for a very long time. The amount of wood chucked by a woodchuck would vary depending on factors such as the age, size, and overall health of the woodchuck."
"Of course. I should mention that Armiistaan law differs greatly from Terran law. A signature alone is does not bind one to a contract."
You say Armistaan law is different from those of Earth. What is your people's legal position on homosexuality?
"There are no laws on Armiista prohibiting homosexuality, and there never have been. It has always been viewed as a simple biological anomaly, and not something to be feared or hated. To put it bluntly, we are far more socially advanced than your species. Which, on a more personal note, is good news for me and my wife."
