Ask an Imperial Stormtrooper!

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  1. Himura Kenshin

    Himura Kenshin Roxas, The Keyblade Wielder

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    Hello. I am Imperial Stormtrooper TK-524. You can ask anything, but it mustn't be of any classified Imperial Operations. Go on, ask away.

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    #1 Himura Kenshin, Jan 21, 2014
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    Crimson Lionheart Professional Sh*tposter
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    Did you find the droid's you were looking for ?
     
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    Hey look! The broad side of a barn!
    Think you can hit it?
     
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    Rockout E. Stringer Feelin' guitty!!
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    First of all, I salute you for serving our country. Now for the question: If a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, what is it worth under your armpit?
     
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    //Begin Holo-Transmission.//

    TK-524, this is Imperial Special Tasks Force Operater An'sparet Kreig. The 501st are on an wild womp rat chase in the core worlds. The rebels have penetrated the defensive perimeter in Axial Park, near the statue of Darth Revan. We need you to break in and test out project [CLASSIFIED.] on [CLASSIFIED] targets within the park at [CLASSIFIED] PM. Do you accept? If you do, remember, Lord Vader is watching. Long live the Emperor.
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  6. Himura Kenshin

    Himura Kenshin Roxas, The Keyblade Wielder

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    uhhh... Rockout... I haven't served yet... So... I don't think that is needed yet...

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    I accept.
    Also, Nice one.

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    Yes.. Yes we have citizen of the Empire.

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    Yeah, I think I can hit it. *Shoots at you with his BlasTech E-11 Blaster Rifle*
     
    #6 Himura Kenshin, Jan 22, 2014
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    :derpe:My bad! Just now read your 'About Me'. Hope you get to realize your dream so thanx in advance!
     
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    UnityOfFactors High Lord Flerberger

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    What do you think of the 501st Chicago Division?
     
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    Hero Mode I like Rarity, that is all

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  10. Himura Kenshin

    Himura Kenshin Roxas, The Keyblade Wielder

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    I have not visited the 501st in Chicago. I am a stormtrooper of the 731st (731st is a guild I am in in a star wars game based on the 4th episode.)

    During Order 66, 50. After Order 66 during the Galactic Civil War (the War of the Rebel Alliance and the Galactic Empire) 20
     
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    UnityOfFactors High Lord Flerberger

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    How does it feel to be a Clone of a Bounty hunter and still not be able to shoot anything?
     
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  12. Himura Kenshin

    Himura Kenshin Roxas, The Keyblade Wielder

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    I can hit things... Just not as often...
     
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    *Waves hand in face.* You will give me the armor.
     
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    Himura Kenshin Roxas, The Keyblade Wielder

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    I will not give you the armor. *Starts trying to hit Proxy with his blaster*
     
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