Ask Seth the Alpha wolf.

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  1. arkman575

    arkman575 Alpha Wolf

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    Since there are few wolves in the pony world, I thought it would be high time to get myself out here. Ask at your discretion.
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    How do you feel about people that put ketchup on hotdogs?
     
  3. arkman575

    arkman575 Alpha Wolf

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    But... then there is less hotdog per cubic inch... :sad:
     
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    What is your special talent that makes you stand out from the rest of your brethren?
     
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    Are ponies yummy? o.o
     
  6. arkman575

    arkman575 Alpha Wolf

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    The wolfpack emblem (My 'cutie mark') was given to eight wolves that made up the wolfpack. We were considered the elite of our nation. We were the fighting force for our brethren. Sadly, I am all that remains of the team.

    *looks around nervously* Ok, you have to remember it was a time of war! I didn't have a choice! It was ether eat you ponies or starve. (but they tested pretty good though.)
     
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    *backs to other side of room and hides in corner*
     
  8. Minterwute

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    Silly wolf, horses aren't for eating, they're for making glue. Do you prefer items that menace with spikes or are encrusted with cabochons?
     
  9. Lightning Bliss

    Lightning Bliss Alicorn of Unity

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    During times of the war and have me and you have met...would you have eaten me??? :cry:
     
  10. arkman575

    arkman575 Alpha Wolf

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    A wolf's true weapon is his claws.
    Being an honorable fighter, I would choose to end your life quick. There is no honor in letting your opponent suffer. We only eat ponies for survival. If supply lines were cut, we would eat anything.
     
  11. Nigh

    Nigh the merchant of odd and possibly fake items

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    Would you eat me? I'm not a pony...
     
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    So if you were making a piece of furniture (ie. a cupboard or barrel) you'd decorate it with your own claws? This sound intensely painful. Are you sure you wouldn't rather have the cabochons?
     
  13. Lightning Bliss

    Lightning Bliss Alicorn of Unity

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    What if I was an innocent, just stuck in the wrong place at the wrong time???
     
  14. arkman575

    arkman575 Alpha Wolf

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    I would then go with cabochons.

    Only if there was nothing else. Otherwise, you are good.

    I would probably let you life in the war. I only attack those who attack me.
     
  15. Nigh

    Nigh the merchant of odd and possibly fake items

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    what if I fight back?
     
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    Are you at the door?
     
  17. arkman575

    arkman575 Alpha Wolf

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    Im a wolf... I will fight.
    At the door? What?
     
  18. Nigh

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    And if I kill you??????????????
     
  19. arkman575

    arkman575 Alpha Wolf

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    Then... I... die (died?).
     
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    NO.
    I get a free body
     

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