"Hello fans, admirerers, others. Here you may inquire about magical theory, books, or generally anything you are curious about." THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!" "Oh good Luna. This is a sanctuary for intelligent conversation, brother!" "INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION IS BORING! EXPLOSIONS ARE BETTER!" *Presses down on plunger, and thousands of tons of dynamite go off in Canterlot, destroying it.* "HUH! I MEANT TO PLACE THAT IN THE MOUNTAIN!" "This is going to be a long day...."
