Your Friendly Neighborhood SPIDERMAN here! Ask me any questions about my life as a super hero or anything else you want to know!
Why do you blame the Green Goblin for killing Gwen Stacy? Everbody knows that it was YOUR carelessness that caused her neck to snap.
It's a big responsibility, your best friend's father is your mortal enemy, your girlfriend gets thrown off a bridge. But it can feel really good to know how many innocent lives you've saved! *puts fingers in ears* LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
Why are you costing the city millions in damages and cleaning off all the webbing? Why are you such an awful character to use in UMVC3 even with touch controls on for the vita? Why is the pizza you delivered stuck to the top of the box? And why is it supreme? I hate supreme. I ordered meat lovers!