I'm not crazy. You're crazy. The voices in my head are telling me so. Do you like explosions? Do you like brutal deaths? Do you like bicycles made fully out of meat, some of that meat being actual humans? Welcome to the planet of Pandora! Home to the awesomenesses that are the Borderlands! Chances are, you are a vault hunter. Maybe you're one of the guys people have known quite well, from Brick and Mordecai, to Salvador and Zero! Or maybe you're just some psycho lurking about. Perhaps you're... Tiny Tina? Or perhaps you might be a claptrap unit. Mayhaps you be a new fellow scouting out for one of the legendary Vaults? Any which way you go, chaos, madness and BOOMS are in plenty supply and plenty demand. Don't forget to bring your meat-bicycle!!! [You are allowed to be an original character or one from the game. That being said, I should have you know, I callz the dibz on Krieg.]
