Oh no, it looks like everypony's stealing this diamond from one another! *cue bumbummm* How magnets it works: The first post takes the diamond and does something to hide it from everyone else. Example: Joe: I hide the diamond in a box. Then, the next post steals it and hides it, like so: Bill: I rip Joe's box open and drag the diamond out. I then hide it on the moon. Rules Don't make it impossible to get to (AKA destroy the diamond, etc), Play nice, And don't troll, but half of those rules are forum rules as well. To start this off: I take the diamond and put it in the fountain in front of the White House.
I hop onto Pinkie Pie's ROFLcopter, swoop in sending the secret service into pandemonium, flip the copter upside down while reversing the propeller speed at just the right time maintaining my flight, grab the diamond as a speed past the fountain, do the reverse of what I had previously done to flip the copter returning myself to an upright position, and zoom away at a speed only slightly lower than Rainbow Dash's top speed. I then take said diamond and stash it on a tree branch wedged into the rocks at the edge of Niagara Falls.
I sky dive out of an airplane and deploy a parachute. I float down to the tree, grab the diamond, and unhook my parachute so that I fall unharmed to the waters below. The diamond is then stolen away to the bottom of an ocean trench.
I pull a tab out of Solid Snake's book and slide in under the cover of a cardboard box. Taking out the turrets, I have time to seek out the diamond. I take the diamond and give it to Spike saying that it's a gift from Rarity! Now try to get that!
I tell Spike that Tenortrouble actually stole the diamond from Rarity and that he should give it to me to return to her since I can get it to her faster, promising that I'll tell her that he stopped Tenortrouble and got the diamond back but was too injured in the brawl to get it to her himself. He gives me the diamond and runs off, saying that he has to make himself look injured. I capture a cockatrice and put it in a box. I give the diamond to some mean person and tell him to open the box. He opens up and is turned to stone along with the diamond. I close the box and seal it up. I take the statue of the mean person and decorate my house with it. I then take the box into the forest and open it up while flying away as fast as I can, letting the cockatrice back into the wild.
I break into your house, take the statue along with the diamond with me, go to Fluttershy, tell her to use her stare on the cockatrice to de-stone the diamond and the person. I release the person. I take the diamond and put it in the museum of Novi Pazar which has security level 97 out of 100 possible.
Easy. I buy the diamond from the museum. (Were you expecting me to steal it?) I take my new diamond to the Under world and toss it into the river Lethe.
I jump after it, grab it and become batman. I somehow get out, and there i go. I throw the diamond through an oblivion portal.
I equip my Daedric armor, pull out Dawnfang and wipe my orcish nose on the tunic of the 10th slain man. I enter the portal and immediately dispatch the Spider Daedra, Frost and Storm Atronarchs and the three piddly Aedra that want to put sharp things into me. After finding the entrance, I crush the ten or twenty Aedra that bother me through the tower, quaff a potion or two and spank the Daedric Wizard at the top of the tower till he cries for Mehrunes Dagon. When finished, I claim the Oblivion Sphere and the Diamond, collapsing but one of hundreds of such portals stretching across Tamriel. I take the daimond with me and hide it inside of a freshly laid Xenomorph Egg.
has pinkie pie get it for me. (idk if thats allowed) holds up a sign that says free diamond on it, and hides diamond in hand (not actually inside my hand btw. also i'm following the rule "play nice")
I think that's allowed. But she'd probably befriend all the xenomorphs before getting the diamond! I go up to you and ask for the diamond since it's free. With my new diamond in hand, I simply walk into Mordor and hand it over to Sauron.
I cut off another of his fingers and take the diamond. I tie the diamond to a necklace and gve it to frodo making him go the to reaches of equestria to hide it.
He hides it in my backyard. I take the diamond and put it in a box, which I put in another box, which is then placed inside an even larger box. Then I take the whole mess and hide it in the desert! (PS: All the boxes are locked!)
I open the box with a sonic screwdriver I take that box and hide it inside a small blue box which is bigger on the inside.
I'll take the small blue box and open it to take the diamond. I'll hide the diamond in my pile of fake diamonds that are almost identical to the diamond were supposed to be capturing, and lock them in a vault with various locks [Key/Pin/Etc...]
I put a portable hole on the wall to the vault, ask Rarity to go with me. She casts her gem finding spell and points out the real one. I store it in cargo for the space shuttle and have them deliver it to the ISS.
I find and tortue E.T. till he rings the Autobots and Optimus Prime rips the ISS apart before returning the daimond to me. I then get my digivice and go to the digital world where I give Gatomon the daimond which she ties with some sticky web like stuff to the end of her tail.
(Digimon Lol) I'll take it from Gatomon. I'll hide it in a place where no one can find it. (?)[Possible to find it]
I go to the Room of Requirements and find the diamond. (Lets get some Harry Potter up in this beach!) I graft the Ring of Power to it and give it to Gollum.