Community Post #115 - <insert closest to a joke possible here>

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  1. Tyro D. Fox

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    [size=+1]Community Post #115[/size]​

    That's it! It's got to be about 60 or 70 posts written by me. I cannot think of anything else. The good ideas have been used. Yes, those were the good ones. I can't think! It's baffling! I'm normally pretty decent at this.

    No...No, there must be something else I can try. Umm...Come oooon!

    How about if apples bucked Applejacks from trees? No. Umm...I could write the Post in haiku form. With Iambic Pentametre! Ah...no, that could take weeks. How about pretending to be Eight Star pretending to be me?

    No, he hates that when I do it around him too loud in the office, let alone in a public address like this. Hmm...Baby talk? No. Depressed? No. Gothic? No. Crazy Twilight? Too jittery and requires more coffee than I have access to. Mad Scientist? Not enough beakers full of coloured liquids. Doctor Whooves? Can't decide whether or not to have the new accent. Autobrony? Too busy DJing. S.P.I.K.E? Still won't forgive me after I messed up the 'Make Tea' function. Eat polystyrene? Yes...I have plenty here. That could be excellent. I could eat it and absorb it's power! I could become a god!

    No, I'm going nuts. Besides, polystyrene gives me heartburn. I'll think of some sort of gimmick while you look at these items.

    [size=+1]- Site News[/size]

    Here, have some extra musics!

    Artist - Song

    Eclipse - Celestial Divide OST
    Soundspark - Equestria (Feat. Ckibe)
    4everfreebrony - Lost
    BlackGryph0n & Baasik - Academy (174UDSI Remix)
    ElectroKaplosion - Reminiscence (Feat. Feather)
    Wasteland Wailers - Whole Lotta Magic

    I might have mentioned a few weeks ago that we were looking into adding more shows to our schedual. Well, I wondered if you might like to help out with one of them. Check out this thread right here to suggest forfeits for the loser of the show.

    Oh! And this is a thing? We already have a Steam Group but if there's an audience for this, we'll look into this as well. This might coincide well with the other shows on the radio. Just, stay tuned while we figure stuff out but for now, join up if you want to see more events on Steam.

    I was also wondering about something. I've chatting quickly about this but would anypony be interested in joining an Everypony Youtube Team? The idea is to attempt to create and edit videos for our Youtube (and possibly Livestream) on a regular basis. We'd (yes, I'd be pulling my weight too) be taking on plenty of stuff from around the site and trying to output a decent stream of stuff for everypony else to watch.

    It's totally voluntary but expect to work hard...At making silly videos usually intended for fun. Nothing official yet but let me know if you'd be interested.

    [size=+1]- Recommended Reading[/size]

    You know what? I'm not sure what would happen if there were Male Alicorns. OK, possibly very little but it might suggest certain things about the balance of power in this universe. As well as the possibility of Princes or even Kings. Or Queens. It seems to be mainly Princesses in Equestria. Eh, something to think about...Wait! No, no time! I have to think of gimmicks.

    Hmm...How about from the point of view from the Stallion that is strangely obsessed with Jelly? Nnn...No, outside of Jelly, there doesn't appear to be anything much to talk about. Maybe jars, flavours, jar lids and how to stop your mane from getting too sticky. Or maybe more sticky...That's simply a new pit of incredible horrors opening up beneath me with that train of thought. Something for later...

    How about we embarrass Long Haul Hoofer? Does that sound good? Haze the newbie a little, ey? So, I found his pony collection that seems very well presented. And then I had a quick poke at his DeviantArt. Well, this guy can landscape like a pro. Look!

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    It needs more Luna.

    There, lets leave him alone for now.

    Well, I found this from our friends at Derpy Hooves news. Apparently, The Hub is having a little bit of an upset. Hasbro don't want anything to do with The Hub, apparently. Even though MLP is it's big home runner, apparently everything else on the channel isn't helping it keep it's head above water against Disney, Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon. Although, the suggestion of heading to Cartoon Network with MLP is interesting...

    I dunno, have a think guys. Just remember, MLP isn't stopping, it just might be hopping around to someplace else.

    Oh! I could write as Octavia's Violin! I could speak through music! I could convey the Post through each oote! Umm...Do I know any violin players? Ah! It can't be that hard!

    Anyway, if you're not in the mood to think about the future of MLP's new home, how about some Let's Play Thursday fun? What? It's not currently Thursday? Ah, well...That is true and therefore terrible. Lucky I made this little highlights video for you all.

    I'll try and make more in my spare time but a few subscribes or site donations might just encourage me a little more...

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    It's only a hint though. No need to take it totally seriously unless you want too...

    So, that's all I got.

    Now...How the hell do I? Umm, I'm going to have to blue sky this. Or maybe meditate. I'll be lighting all the incense and listening to all the whale noises I can find. Heck! I'll even eat the incense and have my belly make the noises by itself if it'll work faster!

    I'll see you next week. Hopefully...
     
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    Dat art though.
     
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    It's cause Tyro DA stalks people.

    In a friendly foxy way.

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    I always pictured him being shorter.
    ... Hey why not ya post a better pic of yourself before this thread enters a battle of whether you're talk or not, because I'm strangely getting a feeling that's gonna happen.
    Woah I must be psychic or somethin' o.o
     
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    Ya know Tyro like, is in pretty much every video on the EP youtube channel right? xD
     
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    It's why I thought I'd push the Youtube Team. Otherwise, I'm kinda dominating that thing!
     
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    love it

    Hahaha love this pic!!
     

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