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So I was looking up Fairly Oddparent stuff because of the pixie reference and I wanted a reaction image, but now I find weird stuff and I'm suing. Also, how old is Shamwow? I couldn't have been the only person to get that reference. Shamwow: Wow, such a sham. Trixie should change his/her name to "The Greater and more Powerful Trixie" now.
*Foams at mouth from how busy he has been* I'll be back and hopefully writing next week. If I'm not dead from overworking. *Foams out*
Looking good, everyone! I'm glad to see Derry will play an active role on the forums now, I'm sure he'll do an amazing job. Keep up the good work~!
Ordinarily, I'd have a problem with someone being made a forum moderator when they had little to no forum usage; however, I know Gappy/Derry, and he has a drive that rivals even the most devoted of people on staff, past and present alike. Many people could learn from him. A fine, and wise, choice. He has my approval.
