Community Post #90 - The Staff is now The Everypony Buffet Table

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  1. Tyro D. Fox

    Tyro D. Fox Ho, hog, heg! I can does Game Dev thing, yes!
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    Why hello there, gentle ponies of this site. Your queen has returned. Feel free to bow and curtsy but I suppose I will settle for half garbled pleas for your life and terrified screams. However, know that you'll be first.

    Well, I'm told that this pitiable article is now ten away from 100 issues. I was told by the fluffy one with too many tails that this was a special thing. All I know is that he's late with my cocktail. At least I have plenty of ponies for starters here while I wait.

    If I must insist on this...

    [size=+1]- Site News[/size]

    I do not have any idea why you'd need to but the Roleplay Section now has a Non-Pony Section for when you want to set your story outside of Equestria. I have no idea why this is here. It makes you harder to catch if you're nowhere near the swarm.

    The three choices we have for roleplays so far include:

    [Insert Generic Name Here!] - A school setting with the title that can be anything you wish.

    Can't Catch a Digital Shadow - A hacktivist roleplay that I'm told is not endorsed by...wait, who? Sound of Music? That's a musical, isn't it?

    You're Invited - Some Villain themed fantasy thing my cocktail waiter made up. Probably between now and when he should have brought me my Spider Daiquiri. Still, it sounds more my scene than the hacking nun roleplay.

    So, enjoy your excursions outside of Equestria but remember to come back or I'll make sure there's nothing left.

    [size=+1]- Recommended Reading[/size]

    I remember doing this. It was like looking through a menu...

    This one is talking about an old computer game he enjoys. I cannot say I can comment much on it. After all, it's a rolling ball. I'm much happily playing pretend rather than playing with...Well, why can't I say that? I was going to say 'marbles'.

    The celebrations of some kind continue to roll ever onwards here as several members have declared at least a year after joining the site. Please, go here, here and here to spread the joy, caring and hugs.

    I will just...observe casually.

    I wasn't aware the purple lizard that follows that unicorn was capable of causing quite so much confusion and conversation, but he has. The debate on whether the runt dragon is actually important at all continues to rage, somehow. Personally, I barely noticed he's there. After all, it's not him that has ruined me time and time again....

    I'll be ready in a moment. Please, just a moment...And perhaps a light snack...

    Do you in the reading audience like constant pummeling between two people I do not recognise at all? I must ask, when did these things get from shooting spaceships to this? Actually, do they still use hoofsticks now or is this on that Microsoft Connect 4 thing I've heard about?

    My eyes were dazzled from the colour and the speed of Saikyo's (or Henry's or...the list of alternative names is longer than my foreleg) fighting game extravaganza. See Different: An Everypony Community Project: Part...something on Youtube along with the other parts and the site members being honoured in the video.

    Finally, I want to bring your attention to a travesty of justice. A cruel and idiotic oversight of epic proportions. Whatever foul, depraved mind saw fit to not include me within the McDonalds Happy Meal My Little Pony Toy Collection should be utterly ashamed of themselves. I demand retribution. I demand that you all rise up and storm whoever is responsible and do what must be done to right this as your Queen rightly deserves.

    Go forth and work my will! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!
     
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    I'd love to see life inside the Hive. I'm sure the Queen has tonnes of banter with her servants.
     
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    I was hoping it to be longer. Oh well, nice job anyways, Tyro.
     
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    Picking up on what Hydro said, compared to previous CPs, this one seems lacking in content and is somewhat poor. Now, comparing to the previous community posts: In this circumstance that's like comparing silver to gold. They're both nice. Just... one is obviously better. This seems rushed.

    Anyway, the generic RP looked like it could be interesting, but then I saw it was human. I have about 10 VNs right now that do that and more, so I'd rather stick with what I have.

    Also, the McDonald's toys: There is no Applejack! Haaaaahaaaa! She really is just a sidecharacter. Vinyl for mane 6 2014!


    Thanks for the mention on my post. It helps a bit. I'll try to be a bit more active... but forums just don't interest me like they used to, especially... well, EPN isn't exactly what I'd call a hopping place, guys.

    Also, this green BG makes invisi-text impossible. I kinda wish there was a setting for it.
     
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    Featured on an EP community post. Well thats awesome and I can confirm that I was not paid by Ubisoft or miracleofsound to create this roleplay as some advertising stunt... Or was I?
     
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    you were bought off by Wizards of the Coast with a shiny new set of polyhedrals!
     

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