Corny/funny news related Jokes

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  1. Bright Heart

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    This is the place where you can just post funny or just plain corny jokes as long as they are related to current events here's some to start off.

    After the horse scandal Findus has released a new range of products with cheese covering the top. The cheese in question is mascaponi.

    B&Q and Homebase are also being questioned by the authorities as there are cases of there floors having laminate.
     
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    Go look up The Onion.

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    I absolutely love The Onion. Their stuff is usually pretty great.
     
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    LMAO. That is awesome.
     
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