The Rainbow Bunchie is a powerful enemy that you must defeat! 152/200 The rules are simple. You can't tell how much damage you caused. You can't control him. You can't kill him with one hit. No double post. You can only attack in comment. GO!
The Bunchie pulls the arrow out of it's thick skin. -0 BUNCHIE HEALTH 200/200 The Bunchie is slightly irritated by this burn. -3 BUNCHIE HEALTH 197/200 The Bunchie laughs from your slap, healing it. +2 BUNCHIE HEALTH 199/200 Sadly for you, The Bunchie is fireproof. He then proceeds to roast marshmallows. -0 BUNCHIE HEALTH 199/200
The katana gets stuck in his thick skin. He then takes the katana and eats it. -0 BUNCHIE HEALTH 199/200 The Bunchie explodes into a million other Bunchies, and then reconstructs itself. -0 BUNCHIE HEALTH 199/200
Sadly for you, The Rainbow Bunchie was a team collaboration. -0 BUNCHIE HEALTH 199/200 Bunchie is love. Bunchie is life. Bunchie is GOD. The Bunchie recreates the universe, and kicks you off of it. Luckily for you, all of that work stresses the Bunchie. -10 BUNCHIE HEALTH 189/200
*goes back even further in time and prevents the Big Bang from happening, thereby rendering the universe, and by extension the Bunchie, non-existent*
*points at Rainbow Bunchie and yells "He said something bad about One Direction!" Then runs out of the way as millions of pre-pubescent girls attack.*
I am hatred. I am rage. I am death. I tear the Bunchie's soul from it's body, and I devour it. Your pathetic creature can not hope to stand against the Destroyer of Worlds.
But they would've murdered the Rainbow Bunchie for us! That's it, *pulls out a mini-gun that fires sharks* *uses an infinite ammo code* Let's destroy this freaking llama
*Torments the bunchie with Scottish insults and vulgar actions* *Also summons /b/ & interweb trolls to attack the Rainbow Bunchie mentally*
The Bunchie has no soul. He did however take some damage after that big cut on him. -4 BUNCHIE HEALTH 185 The Bunchie does not understand any human language, making the insults ineffective.. The Bunchie finds the trolls amusing and dances with them. -0 BUNCHIE HEALTH 185/200