lol, my friend made a post about a blond moment which reminded me of this one time i went to open the fridge door to get a glass of milk and i was looking for the milk when it was sitting right in front of me and i couldn't find it. i look back on it and giggle so i thought i would make this thread if anyone else has any dur-da-durr's they wanna share ^_^ i actually have another, this one is quite funny. once i put the milk in the cub instead of the fridge after getting a glass. i have no idea what i was thinking, it sat there all night and i couldn't find it in the fridge the next day.
I am a repeat offender of looking for my sunglasses when theyre on my head, cellphone when its in my pocket, and most commonly, losing my pencil when its behind my ear. I also lock my keys in my car all the time, and lose things within 5 mins of finding them. But my absolute worst moment was I said that a cow said "Oink" in the middle of a blonde joke. And i'm blonde. i got endless crap for that one :derpe: lol
ive made these post before on another forum so i figured, why not share them here when i can share them with everybody? im glad you took the time to reply, feel free to share a little about yourself as well. heh, your so silly! you made me giggle. makes me remember when i had a lizard in one hand when i was younger and a sandwich in my other and i almost ate the lizard. im like "wait, wha? what just happen?" XD i was like 9 years old!
Hmmm... I can think of two off the top of my head. 1) (Similar to the OP) I was half-asleep getting my breakfast, which includes a cup of tea with sugar and milk. Instead of putting the gallon of milk back in the fridge, I put it in the cabinet. Fortunately, I realized it rather quickly. ^^; 2) Unfortunately, I did not realize this one. I was making a pasta dish, and I took the pasta sauce out of the cupboard, but instead of putting it into the fridge like I was supposed to after opening it, I put it back in the cupboard. Well, let's just say that the pasta sauce was a nice shade of green the next time I checked on it (mold, yuck!). I never did that again.
The only derp moment I can remember was when I went to get some tortillas for my grandma. I walked all the way to an OXXO(7-eleven), went inside, then realized 'wait..I had to go buy tortillas, not milk.' So I had to double track back and went for them.
One morning I was fixing myself some Coffee, after I put it on the mug, got the milk, poured on the coffee, wasn't milk, but Pepsi... Now that's a derp...
I've had entirely too many stupid moments so I'll just share my latest, funnily enough it has to do with coffee too, go figure. I had just woken up one morning, wearing only a pair of shorts, and was making myself some coffee and breakfast. I boiled some water in the jug and went to take over to my coffee mug, however, I'd forgotten to unplug the jug from the wall. Needless to say it abruptly stopped in mid air sending the just boiled water right onto my skin. I have never felt pain like that before in my life!
I believe I speak for everyone when I say I hate saying the wrong response to a person. I always end up saying "Not much" when people say "See ya!" So awkward
lol, that is quite silly ^_^ i once had a lizard in 1 hand when i was younger and a sandwich in the other and almost bit the lizards head off. i finished eating my sandwich and before the last bite i almost ate the lizard again XD lol if i were to eat the lizard it would had probably bit me! it would had hurt XD
Thats good, but try putting cereal and milk in a glass. I felt like such a duur when I went to put the spoon in.
