Diagnose the person above you. List some symptoms and then you'll get a guess. This is not real medical advice, and you should go to a doctor for real help. Since I was born, vision in my left eye has always been blurry. It ended up I had a scar in my left retina. What is this called?
It's called Scarretina. Hm, that sounds like some kind of Pokémon. I have this weird disorder that causes me to be obsessed with colorfull cartoon ponies.
It's for entertainment, it's technically a game as it is not meant to be taken in seriousness so: ~Moved to Forum Games~
I know this, is it called being a mod? Do I win anything. I got this weird disorder where I obsess over a pink filly with a tiara. Any idea what it's called?
Pinkfillytiaraitus I think I have a condition where it is impossible to chose one pony for a favorite.
Its called DB-syndrome. Only cure, is suicide. Why do I keep forgetting I have a cup of tea next to me?
You are actually dreaming! There is no tea, and never was! :ahh: i lst al speelign nad gramer sk1llz.
You have Compulsive Overeating. Perhaps if you read the books instead of eating them, you would be able to spell better. My back hurts and there's a bunch of funny people standing nearby
You have funnystari hurticus, a deadly bacteria with only one know cure, a seires of painful injections with huge needles. I think I have a condition of randomness and derpiness of the brain. Does anypony know the name?
You have *insert witty name here*itus Help, this is my first offseason! I'm headed into a deep depression!
QUICK! Spam forums and read fanfics! It's your only hope! I can't don't even knowing! That episode cured my EVERYTHING!!!!!
Quick, take this! You're case of knowledge that you will get no more ponies for a few months will be cured! Meanwhile, I have a disorder where I don't get HUB at my house, can anypony help!?
NO cure dude sorry. You have HUBububa disorder. Very official. Very fatal.:derpe: I can not stop ponying!
I don't see a problem. I have a case of extreme pony addiction, please help, I don't think I can make it through the offseason!
You have to find Dr. Whooves and use his T.A.R.D.I.S. to skip the offseason. Good luck! I have this new disorder where I turn everyone I see into a pony in my mind.
Eat a bunch of weird stuff and hibernate until season three like some sort of pony crazy man bear. :derpe: Perfectly normal. I have to stop ponying for a while to go to work!
