So I was wondering... You all have seen the ads claiming that their product is dirt cheap. Just how cheap is dirt anyways?
Due to inflation, the Unionisation of the Ants of America, Italy and Bognor-Regis, tax cuts and rises, dirt to fluff ratios, magic fudgermageraroret, hobo scratchings to dirt ratio index fees and general lying, the total comes to about.... Three pence, a Snoopy cartoon and a few unionised ants.
4.2 kilos of dirt is equal to pure hydro which comes out to 62 chits... at least that's how much it was in Waterworld.
In third world countries, dirt has a trade value of anywhere between one to three chickens. That's about as cheap as dirt can get.
We just got some dirt from our neighbors. They were digging up their backyard to put in a patio and we need topsoil for the grass in our front yard. The tree there has been pushing everything out with its ridiculously large roots. So I guess dirt cost me being friends with the neighbors? Which is a good thing anyways, so friendship got me dirt. :derpe: