Hello everypony! Christmas is right around the corner, and this got me thinking on the subject of gifts. But rather than a generic "what do you want for Christmas?" thread, I thought I'd start something a little more interesting. So here's the idea. If you could get any ONE present from equestria, delivered to your front door via Derpy Mail, what would it be? One rule, it can't be a pony. It must be an object of some kind, but otherwise it could be anything, no matter how bizarre. Me? That's easy. I would wan't Pinkie Pies party cannon. I'd love to have my own W.M.D., Weapon of Mass Decoration.
I might make a gif out of this, like a bunch of rapid items that you need to drag or take a screenshot to stop the gif on a present. By the way I would like a royal guard uniform.
A real live pony of course! Come on guys, how did you not come up with that yet? Obviously it would have to be a pony who wouldn't mind living here. I wouldn't want to make anypony homesick. D:
Way to read the rule... I would want my own pair of Pegasus wings. I mean if they can give rarity wings then I want them too. So ya twilight, get on that!
Woah hey, look at that! There IS a rule! :derpe: I probably should have gotten a little suspicious after everyone didn't want a pony. xD Well, in that case I would just want...hmmm... I have no idea.
With my powers..ohh....i could fix so much!! I could just march on over to the middle east and burn the terrorists.
I'm glad someone else thought of this! I wanted it at first, but then I thought how tacky he'd look on my lawn. xD