The rules are simple. You point out something about the user above you, CinemaSins-style. I'll start us off. The user above me does not exist. *ding* EDIT: I believe I need to elaborate on the rules a little bit. You can only say one thing per post, it must be a complete sentence, and after that sentence, the next line must be "*ding*" (minus the quotation marks).
•Needs to brush his teeth. And wash his entire face. •Has a cutie mark that I don't understand •Sig is gore-type •is kind of a negative nancy •wants me to give him all my base after I die •other classified reasons *ding*