This is for all of my fellow klutzes out there. It seems like the three eventual outcomes of all my endeavors are things breaking, making a mess, or getting hurt. Tell of your experience as a walking disaster area!
I am generally good with things although when I am "out of it" I have a tendency to set things alight, create a stupidly deadly weapon (Coconut landmine was fun!), blow something up or break some expensive equipment other than those minor implications I am fine!