Rewrite ALL the famous quotes! (and make it fitting if possible) "Describe what Gak LOOKS like!" "Gak?" "Gak ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak english in Gak?"
"its dangerous to go alone! take Gak" the legend of zelda "I have come here to chew Gak and kick ass and I'm all out of Gak". They live "I find your lack of Gak disturbing". Darth Vader, star wars "Gak are bulletproof". V, v for vendetta "as an online discussion grows longer the probability of a comparisson involving Gak or Hitler approaches 1". Mike Godwin, Godwin's law.
Show my your gak face! Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sittin' around a campfire with Andy making delcious hot gak! Now is coward gakking time!
"I know now, without a doubt, that Kingdom Hearts....is GAK!" Sora- Kingdom Hearts "All hearts begin in Gak, and all so end..." Ansem- Kingdom Hearts "I'm gonna GAK-IT!!" Wreck-it Ralph
'You're gaking me aren't you?' 'Oh, no no no nononono-- BUZZ LOOK A GAKIAN!' 'Where?!' 'BAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA'
ATTENTION!!! Due to my ever growing list, as of 4:45 2012/18/12, I will now compile all of my Gak posts here as an archive. However, since edits do not bring up posts, I will still post my new additions if they number more than 15. Please remember to post your own submissions! "Dear Princess Gak..." "AHA! THE GAK HAS BEEN DOUBLED!" "Gak? Your princess enjoys this... GAK. What other ways may we experience it?" "Four score and 70 Gaks ago..." "Giving a foot massage and eating a Gak out ain't even the same sport." "If they have no Gak, then let them eat cake!" "Ask not what your Gak could do for you, but what you can do for your Gak." "He's the real Gak Shady." "Gak, rollout!" "HEY! GAK!" "GAAK!"-Link, LoZ (Insert Garrison's song from "It Hits the Fan" episode from southpark, exchange the f-word with Gak) "I can clear this Gak in 10 seconds flat!" "Gak needs to be about 20% cooler..." "It needs to be about Gak cooler..." "It needs to be about 20% Gakkier..." "ENEMY GAK INCOMING! IT'S OVER!" MW2 tact. nuke. "Mason! What does the Gak mean!" BLOPS Minecraft: NOW WITH GAK! (splash text) I asked God for some Gak but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole some Gak and asked for forgiveness. Do not argue with Gak. It will drag you down to it's level and beat you with more Gak. Gak is not the answer. Gak is the question. "Yes" is the answer. We live in a society where the Gak gets to your house before the police. The last thing Gak want's to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Gak does not determine who is right - only who is left. Knowledge is knowing Gak is a Gak; Wisdom is not putting it in a Gak salad. If Gak is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from Gak... does that mean that one enjoys it? "WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAK." "GAK REQUIRES MORE MINERALS." You do not need Gak to skydive. You only need Gak to skydive twice. "Because Gak you, that's why!"- Me. (Just google'd this to make sure, dangit. Why can't I ever be creative? You know what, screw the 'net. I made this up. If someone else made it up before me, then screw them. Why? Because Gak them, that's why! "When Gak gives you Gak don't make Gakenade. Make Gak take the Gak back! Get mad! I don't want your damn Gak, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see Gak's manager! Make Gak rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson Gak! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the Gak! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible Gak that burns your house down!" Gak is a good thing, mate. It's challenging stuff, out of doors. I guarantee you it won't go hungry, cos at the end of the day, as long as there's Gak left on the planet, someone's going to want more of it. Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... *sniff*... maybe... I've yet to meet one that can outsmart Gak. "What's the Gak? The Gak is when everybody looks left... and you look right. That's the Gak."- Kansas City Shuffle "Multi-Gak."-Leeloo, 5th Element "No no no no no. 'Cuz if it was Gak, the alarms would go off 'cuz all these hotels have Gak detectors, right?" Ruby Rhod, 5th Element. "Now you're just some Gak that I used to know" "Gak it out." Swag it out "Gak Gok on the clock" Tick Tock "bum bum bum bum buuum, Gak's lovin' it." "I was starting to think that you were gonna leave me behind. Yeah, I was, but your arse had all the Gak."-COD4 Nice! Your Gak killing skills are remarkable.-COD4 The Gak of our fathers... Ain't it a Gak?-COD4 The Gak are are expecting us half a click to the north. Move out. Gak, eh? Are those the good Gak or the bad Gak? Well, they won't shoot us on sight, if that's what you're asking. Yeah, well, that's good enough for me, sir.- COD4 Gaz, you smell that? Yeah, Gak.-COD4 He's gonna ram the Gak! OH, SH*T! -COD4 Rules of engagement sir? Gak expendable. -COD4 What the hell kinda name is "Gak" eh? How'd a muppet like you pass Selection? -COD4 Burger Gak, have it your way. Everypony's network: Welcoming Gak with Open Hooves! (EPN Winter Skin) The Gak is black... The future is Gak... I see dead Gak (done already?)... HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GAK IF YOU HAVEN'T EATEN YOUR MEAT!?!? Hey! Gak! Leave them kids alone! Gak-It! (Bop-It?) Oppan Gaknam Style! (done already?) PRAISE GAK! (FiW, Prais Smooze! Done already?) Gakday, Gakday, gotta get down on Gakday! Those who believe in the values of psychedelic Gak, see no clear distinction. There is more to reality than meets a normal Gak. There is more to Gak than meets a normal eye. The intention of Gak is powerful... and a curse. Behind the curtain of everyday Gak, is hidden another, unutterably strange mental universe. Gak! Do everything! (Not actual quote. Joke on MW2 where Ramirez is given 40+ commands) Eaten by a Gak. (BLOPS "Eaten By a Grue", Gakkified.) Fantastic Filly Gak! Kage Bushin no Gak! (Shadow Clone, Naruto) I'm a Gak older than you... Do you even Gak? Gak's back! (did nobody even bother to do this one?) Are you a GAK? -RD Then I said, Gak, are you crazy!? Don't use your fancy Gak to muddle the issue! Well, well, well. It seems we have some "Gak" in the audience.-TGAP Trixie Gak...-Derpy (from her "Muffin... quote. Or is that cheating?) That's 35 Gak in a row... Best of 71? Is it... GAK?!-Spike Beware! Beware you pony folk! That Gak is not a joke! You've got a real problem all right, and a Gak is the only answer! I'm Gak! I'm Gak! I'm Gak! I'm Gak! -Spongebob I got the moves like Gak. I got the Gak like Jagger. ENEMY GAK ABOVE! -MW2, MW3. Enemy AC130 in the airspace. ENEMY GAK INBOUND. -This was meant to be BLOP's dogs, but it's the same as the tact. nuke. I came to Gak, Gak, Gak. -Dynamite I throw my Gak up in the air sometimes, sayin' AYYOO, gotta let go!-Dynamite We're gonna light it up, like it's Gak. -Dynamite Banned for being a Gakking idiot. -Numerous moderators around the world. GAKED BEEOTCH!--Numerous lame hackers around the world. I screwed your Gak last night!--12 year olds who play COD. GAK -BUMP GAK NUMBER #43528157-3149-5 -----Gaiaonline Help emails. Sorry! Gak is not allowed in this community! -IP Boards standard response to an invalid command from a banned user. So what, I'm still a Gakstar! -Pink, So What. Pour, some, Gak on me! (Pour some sugar on me) Skrillex dropped the Gak (done already? And please refer to my signature, for the real bass is dropped by the harder styles. Complextro bums...) ***I am REALLY stretching these. We need more people...***
I'm a Gak older than you... Do you even Gak? Gak's back! (did nobody even bother to do this one?) Are you a GAK? -RD Then I said, Gak, are you crazy!? Don't use your fancy Gak to muddle the issue! Well, well, well. It seems we have some "Gak" in the audience.-TGAP Trixie Gak...-Derpy (from her "Muffin... quote. Or is that cheating?) That's 35 Gak in a row... Best of 71? Is it... GAK?!-Spike Beware! Beware you pony folk! That Gak is not a joke! You've got a real problem all right, and a Gak is the only answer! I'm Gak! I'm Gak! I'm Gak! I'm Gak! -Spongebob I got the moves like Gak. I got the Gak like Jagger. ENEMY GAK ABOVE! -MW2, MW3. Enemy AC130 in the airspace. ENEMY GAK INBOUND. -This was meant to be BLOP's dogs, but it's the same as the tact. nuke. I came to Gak, Gak, Gak. -Dynamite I throw my Gak up in the air sometimes, sayin' AYYOO, gotta let go!-Dynamite We're gonna light it up, like it's Gak. -Dynamite Banned for being a Gakking idiot. -Numerous moderators around the world. GAKED BEEOTCH!--Numerous lame hackers around the world. I'm screwed your Gak last night!--12 year olds who play COD. Goochy goah..Gak? -Babies speaking in the tongues of the devil. GAK? -BUMP GAK NUMBER #43528157-3149-5 -----Gaiaonline Help emails. Sorry! You are not allowed in this community! -IP Boards standard response to an invalid command from a banned user. So what, I'm still a Gakstar! -Pink, So What.
