General Chat Thread 3: This Thread Transcends Titles

Want. Now. Give.

 

............................................GIVE IT TO ME!

 

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Hello son .

 

Holy crap it's Poetic. How lomg has it b eeen?

 

greetings, Poetic. I don't think we've met.

 

pOETIC is an old guy!

 

An original member of XigXelTiRiBlOneSzeRadaTenorDustTicLabYalBait88781

 

Oh man, two legends at once. I can't handle it.

 

Ten Minutes of Driving in Florida, also known as Ten Minutes of Being Stuck Outside Your Driveway Because Someone Crashed in It in Florida. Coming soon to theaters probably closer to you than you think.

#WasteYourTime2016

 

Was it a tourist?

 

I was about to say no but now that I think about it it might've been. I don't live in one of the touristy parts of town but anything is possible if you're lost enough.

 

I've noticed that tourists seem to cause an inordinate number of accidents down here.
Not sure why. Maybe because they're too busy sightseeing to pay attention.

 

Maybe I shouldn't self-diagnose insomnia.

 

Hey bro, my skype has changed, I think it's xiledberry now.

 

This is also a sound piece of romantic advice.

 

Would doubt that one bit. I think they're allergic to pulling over to check a map or something. >_>

Reminds me of an exchange I had with someone from up north one time.

Him: "No one knows how to drive in snow up here."
Me: "I live in Florida and what's snow?"
Him: "It's this white bulls**t that comes down from the sky and f**ks up everyone's day."
Me: "Ohhh. Yeah, we have that here too, but we call them tourists."

<3

 

It's too late, it's too fake, but I've got nothing to lose.
Checkmate, no hate; hell, I've got nothing to prove.

 

I had beer and ice cream tonight.

 

100 more posts and I'll have 1000 posts!