I would like to introduce myself; Clint. Charmed. I think that it would be only necessary to mention that I happen to have a very... em... Peculiar problem. <3 And so do I! EEEEEEEEEE, it's so good to meet some other bronies! Let's see, my name's Bonny, and I like to dance and sing and eat junk food, but I probably shouldn't because I heard in this newspaper article that it's unhealthy to eat to much of it! Which reminds me... I probably should have taken a deep breath before posting, because Clint sometimes says I get too hyper when I write stuff down. You don't think I'm too hyper do you? Oh, of course you don't! You're my very best friends! We're going to do all kinds of stuff together, like playing cards, baseball, basketball, football, hockey, tennis, and that one Canadian sport that I forgot what was called.... hm... Speaking of Canada, I-- <GASP!!!> Erm... Um... Yes... I have-- It was just past midnight. A little after two. Or before two. Never could quite tell the difference. Maybe it had something to do with the bottle that sat at the end of my desk, staring at me, intimidating to the glance with its brown shined glass. I should have been asleep. The whiskey should have made short work of that. But I couldn't. I needed to introduce myself. The sight of my computer did not allow me to break free of my of my need to introduce myself to the citizens of Everypony. Her name was fatigue. And she had me in her icy grip like a martini. Drinking away at my soul. I had to go to bed. But not on my watch. Not when there was still introductions that need to be mad-- <GASP!!!> I suffer a multiple personality disorder. The first one is called Bonny, and the other is Derrick Dobbermon. But that's not all of them. There's also this o- Oy! What's going on in da crib, mah children!? Ahm Ernie! But pals call me Ernie! Ah hope you alls can git aquanted wit' me well, cause ahmma be stayin' here for some times. Ah kinda lawk et! Ni- Good Gawd, that's the really annoying one! Ernie Troutlot. Yo shud talk, ked! Yo'r da one who's pretendin' 'e 'as multipleperson- So anyhow, at the very least, I hope to be a very respected member of Everypony, because I seem to be a fail at being so anywhere else. I hope that my... um... problem won't be of any distraction to you, as we all seem to have conflicting opinions. One of us isn't even a brony. Can you guess which?
so im not the only one with that kind of "problem"? finally - - Auto Merge - - irony: your a pegasus and your pic is a unicorn. i see what ya did there
..........Well, you seem like a fun one. XD Welcome to EP! I hope you stick around, we could use more people like you......and you, and you, and you too!
What'dya think, mate? 'Ese are da states! We gots plentia weirdos out 'ere! No I'm not. How would you know if you don't even know me? Maybe you're cray cray! Maybe we're all cray cray. Maybe this is just one big dream, and we're all in some sleeping pod just like in that one movie with Keanu Reeves. Or maybe this is a dream within a dream, and we're in some kind of weird inception just like in that one movie with Leonardo Decaprio! 'Es a pleasure, ma'am! <Kisses Hand> You do realize she could be a guy, right? Now, 'as jus' crazy talk! Why would she lawk My Lil' Pony if she was a... <Runs Away> Not really sure what this letter stuff is, but OK. Hey, that gives me two letters. "M" and "W"! Ha! I'm such a con! I have more personality in my four personalities than you have in all twenty-three! Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Greetings Clint/Bonny/Derrick/Ernie Welcome, I am the one and only Rex nice to meet you new friend! please enjoy your stay :3 if you have anyquestion just throw them out there, someone will answer them we are all pretty helpful here.
