Grammar war

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  1. Oro

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    I think this should be easy to explain...

    So you want to type a few sentences with the worst grammar possible, and then the next person has to list ALL the grammar mistakes. Then, they have to type a few sentences with terrible grammar too. Repeat ad infinitum.
     
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    "I" is not capitalized, you should replace "are" with "am," "teh" should be replaced with "the," "ponies" should be singular.

    i'm, is; no wrieter! i've have no understanding of gramer? what... is: grammer.
     
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    there is no " ' " between "we" and "re". there is no "t" or "r" in fighting. wrong form of for. garmmeer is spelled grammar. fightnig is spelled fighting. teh is spelled the. once again gremmer is spelled grammar.

    we ar fightn fr gramer bcase we ar able two.
     
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    The beginning of the sentence should be capitalized, an "e" after the "ar" a "i" before the "n" and a "g" after it in the word "fightn". An "o" must be placed in between the "fr" and "gramer" should be spelt as "grammar". "Bcase" should be "because", and change the "ar" as we did the first one. Change the "two" to "to", and we are done here.

    1 h0p3 4 al datxz gewd& wholley 1n daa wur1d d4t Jistn Beebir duznt hav noez cancerrz. D3M H473R5 JU57 JR11IZ UV MY 5W4GG3R.

    TRANSLATION OF AVERAGE FACEBOOKTARD: I hope for all that is good and holy in the world that Justin Bieber doesn't have any cancer. The haters are just jealous of my swagger.
     
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    You need to list every single thing that was grammatically incorrect.

    I don't think that I could even fix all the mistakes in that, even if I tried my hardest.

    i dono't thinks i hav dun aneetheng two deserrv thhhhhis pun15hm3n7.
     
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    This should be "I don't think I have done anything to deserve this punishment". I should be capital. do should have a space after it. no't is not a real abreviation but don't is. I was lowercase again. Have was missing an e. Dun is not a word but done is. Aneething is not a word but anything is. Two is the number, and that should be to. Deserrv isn't a word, deserve is. There is extra h in this. Punishment is in leet and should not be. Okay here is my bad sentence:

    Me thinks me dog he likes too play always.
     
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    The first "me" should be an "I", and "thinks" should be "think". The second "me" would have to be a "my". Remove the "he" and change the "too" to "to". Switch the "always" to "all the time", and we'd be done here.

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    ^ should be "I think this is stupid compared to vending machine"

    (now for the ultimate english with croatian spelling)

    Tvajlajt Sparkl iz d best poni in d vhol junivez end bejond.
     
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    Ugh. First word should be "Twilight" the second "Sparkle". "Iz" should be "is", "d" shalt then be transmogrified to "the" (preferably with DUCKS), "poni" shalt be changed to "pony" and no more! "vhol" is right out as it is "whole", and "junivez" shall only be counted when it is said as "universe" and thusly followed by the correct spelling of "and" unlike "end" in which the holy hand grenade shalt be lobbed at thine enemy, yet only when it is "beyond" instead of the most holy spelling of "bejond".

    + for reference?

    doood twily iz dotali da bezzt poneh.

    Since Yeti totally missed the mark, I will translate it: Dude, Twily is totally the best pony!

    Twily is her pet name, remember?
     
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    "doood" should be Male, and instead "Twily" should be Twilight Sparkle. "iz" should be "is" and not "from" on Croatian. "da", again should be "the" not "yes" on Croatian in this sentence. "bezzt" should be best, and "poneh" should be pony

    now again for English spelled in Croatian

    "Spajk kent eijd Tvajlajt Sparkl during najt bikaz hi iznt noktrnal dregon, end hez tu slip et najt"

    (actually, if you give this to some Croatian, and tell him to read it, not thinking it's English (or not knowing English at all) , he'd read it in perfect English )
     
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