*A black cat appears from the ether and looks about herself for a moment before addressing anyone who might be around.* Interesting. My boss has been observing these worlds for some time and decided to deploy me to research this place after hearing about it from a robot he knows. I do hope we can all get along. Do tell me, where can I find the nearest archive of arcane knowledge? Or perhaps the nearest magic teacher or even military instructor for that matter?
Thank you for the enthusiastic greeting. Just please don't do that to me from behind. I'm liable to scratch. Indeed Lio. The boss says to thank you for directing us here.
Awesome! For the record the pony with the enthusiastic greeting is the one responsible for me being here.
Do you think I should switch to a pony form to fit in better or would they be alright with me staying a talking cat? All that shapeshifting the boss teaches us has to be put to use somewhere and simply altering my eye and hair color while posing as a human isn't a good workout for it.
Greetings new member. It's wonderful you decided to join us here on the Everypony Forum. I do hope you enjoy your stay and make plenty of friends. Knowledge is power and friends have knowledge. :3
I'll keep it in reserve for now since no one seems too upset with it. Greetings to you as well, changeling. The boss will be most happy that I've already made contact with one of you. He has some ... ideas he would like to work with your kind on. Indeed and my master seeks power like you wouldn't believe.
Welcome, and let me immediately introduce you to the Ponyville nuclear testing facility. Here in Equestria we love giving total strangers unlimited access to our most powerful proceedures, technologies and magics. Frienship is about sharing after all! I hope you won't be too long a stranger. I may have some thoughts regarding quantum entanglement and non-locality to run by you at some point as it appears you have more than a passing familiarity with the subject
Heyllo! I don't know about nuclear power stations and quantum mechanics, but I might have some half eaten books around here someplace...
Hello, and welcome to Everypony. I'm the nearest source of arcane knowledge, but I only share when I feel like it.
Hmmm. A talking feline. I was not aware the Changer of Ways had become a crazy cat lady now. A blessing of buboes, a parade of pox and a dance of decay for your welcome. Yes. That is what we shall provide. We hope you find this place most suitable. Yes.
Well... I think you'll fit in just fine here. Just in time for Season 5 too!! Hello and Welcome to this forum!! Please make sure you enjoy your stay here.
Interesting, Aiden. As for powerful technologies and magics, no worries as I'm sure I'm familiar with them. Also, yes, I'm ready to discuss it with you whenever. Toaster Repair Pony, please tell me you are kidding. If not, please present these books. I'll have to fix them as damaged books are not to be suffered. Thank you Diamond and greetings to you. Oh ho, well then I look forward to talking with you Ridley. I'm sure we will compare notes eventually. Thanks and hello to you, RainbowDash9000. Thank you and nice to meet you as well, Hero Mode. Aloha servant of Nergle, Typhon. I don't precisely serve Tzeentch but his goals and my masters are rarely at odds. Thank you for the welcome, LostSanity. I look forward to settling in. Indeed a most hearty thanks to everyone that has extended a greetings to myself. - - Auto Merge - - Interesting, that whole blurb was supposed to be broken up into multiple sentences.
That'd be the quantum gremlin having fun with the electrons we use for communication around here. She's just saying hello.
