Nice to meet you headless horse. Is fun to see an user taking a role, so I'll play along. People around here are a bit dead, hopefully you won't mind.
Yeah. Also I'm pretty sure I've actually been beheaded in real life. Something just sliced straight through my neck.
No I mean I saw thin projectile fly towards my neck, I looked behind me and it was flying from the back of my neck, then I felt a sharp pain through my neck. A thin line appeared around my neck as well. I'm almost certain it sliced straight through my neck and I've been beheaded. I think my head is about to fall off.
In all seriousness though, I was hit in the neck by something sharp, I'm like 99% certain whatever it was sliced through my neck. I think I've been beheaded for real...... I've been joking about beheading and stuff recently and I think it actually happened. *squee!*.
Haha. I don't want to be a party popper for your running gag matching the avatar, so I think I'll just trot off for a bit so somepony else can play along.