How good are Space Marines?

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  1. ThePoeticPony

    ThePoeticPony Forgetful Pro

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    Ok, so after a weird (and possibly drunk) talk on EPR, Miggy and Bounty persuaded me to post this.

    Rules: You have to say something about Space Marines from Warhammer 40K that makes them look better than what the person above you said

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    Player: Marine playing cards aboard their ship, throws the card into the airlock and it falls to the planet = Game over
    Player 2: A Space Marine sneezes = World Ends

    SO FIRST PLAYER BEGIN THE MADNESS:
     
    #1 ThePoeticPony, Feb 12, 2012
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    Every time a Space Marine blinks an Ork dies.
     
    #2 Miggy, Feb 12, 2012
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    Chuck Norris leaves the game immediately if he's against a space marine.
     
    #3 Bounty, Feb 12, 2012
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    Space Marines eat the enemies brains and gain all their memories (True fact)
     
    #4 Miggy, Feb 12, 2012
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    So essentially Chuck Norris jokes, but replacing Chuck Norris with a Space marine. Alright.


    A Space Marine once shot down an enemy aircraft by pointing his index finger at it and saying "Bang"
     
    #5 Zephyr, Feb 12, 2012
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