How has Celestia trolled you?

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  1. Clutter Trot

    Clutter Trot An Everypony Regular

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    >Get laid off from job
    >Spend 2 years looking for work to no avail
    >Force to live off family, doing odd job to odd job to help pay bills.
    >Friendship suddenly becomes magic
    >Notice the Brony subculture
    >Start watching show because I find out that producer has a
    rather decent resume
    >Show is actually pretty darn good
    >Notice that brain is filling in holes left in due to target demographic
    >Notice that Bronies have rather talented (and also rather prolific) musicians.
    >Remember that I have I skills and tools need to combine the two into a computer game
    >Decide to commit future free time to work on game, in hopes of getting game complete by season 2 premier
    >Get game's engine to work the way I want it to
    >Suddenly acquire responsibility, which while does not put money into my pocket, still benefits me directly
    >No more free time to work on game, will most likely not be able to beat season 2 premier


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    >Lurk a certain game-related forum (no names) over a long period of time
    >Same forum in which someone makes a topic about MLP, introducing me into it
    >Become a brony
    >Much profit
    >Find out that many of the residents of the forum dislike, actually no, hate the MLP swarm
    >See in about every topic some derailing that involves the flaming or trolling of ponies
    >Stop visiting forum, as mods seem to side with the anti-pony gang
    >Months later, returning to the forum to see if the smoke's cleared
    >Everyone acts as if ponies never existed
    >What
     
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    >Remain in some conlanger forum for a length of time
    >Browse Memebase
    >Find out about ponies
    >Check youtube
    >Addicted
    >Brony
    >Find this forum
    >???
    >Profit
     
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    Vinyl Scratch Former Staff

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    >Making music for fun
    >Find out about ponies
    >Look at thread
    >Read all 90 pages
    >Watch episode on YT
    >Watch all episodes on YT
    >Become brony
    >Convert a few people
    >Keep making music
    >Somehow, become a LOT better
    >Find out that I have to go to Ukraine, where there are no PCs with my tools
    >No magicks...
    >mfw
     
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    >Discover Minecraft
    >Join gaming forum
    >User on gaming forum is a brony
    >Finally ask user on TS about the show
    >End up sparking a fanbase in forum
    >Loads of members become bronies
    >Stuck now with the fact that if I tell anyone at school, everyone will be extremely homophobic enough to avoid me
    >Must now teach fellow schoolmates to not be judgemental
     
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    That's my story!
     
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    It's hard teaching adolescents to not think a guy likes men because of what he watches, isn't it?
    (Just as hard to teach them to not call inanimate objects homosexual, including shows, paragraphs, and that new planking fad.)
     

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