The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes" "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil." The professor grins knowingly.. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?" "Yes sir, I would." "So you're good....?" "I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the professor continues. 'He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Can you answer that one?" The student remains silent. "No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. "Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?" "Er..yes," the student says. "Is Satan good?" The student doesn't hesitate on this one and replies, "No." "Then where does Satan come from?" The student falters. "From God" "That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?" "Yes, sir.." "Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?" "Yes" "So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil." Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?" The student squirms on his feet. 'Yes.' "So who created them?" The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?" The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do." The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?" "No sir, I've never seen Him." "Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?" "No, sir, I have not." "Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?" "No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't." "Yet you still believe in him?" "Yes" "According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?" "Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith." "Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God.. There is no evidence, only faith." The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?" "Yes." "And is there such a thing as cold?" "Yes, son, there's cold too." "No sir, there isn't." The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit down to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees. Everybody or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it." Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer. What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?" "Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?" "You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?" The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?" "Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed." The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?" "You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, professor... Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?" "If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do." "Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?" The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed. "Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?" The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided. "To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean." The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter. "Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir. So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?" Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable. Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers, "I guess you'll have to take them on faith." "Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?" Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil." To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light." The professor sat down. PS: The student was Albert Einstein.
.................yes, I had already seen this great anecdote, in my language, but is the same, and make me......regain my faith.
But, Einstein wasn't Christian. He was, his own damn thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein's_religious_views
I kinda doubt that this is the exact conversation that transpired, the almost cinematic plot, the snobby professor getting put in his place by a student, is too convenient, the dialogue feels too well thought out, too organized....scripted. I'm not saying that it never happened, but I am saying that whoever transcribed this conversation may have put in some slight exaggeration to make it more interesting, as those who record and write events with an audience in mind are apt to do. Ya know, put an interesting spin on it to make it more marketable/readable/funny/epic/whatever. My opinion.
This is actually an urban rumour. There's no sources to prove or even suggest he said that. Maybe it's just me, but I think a thread like this is somewhat prone to a religious debate. Not saying we aren't all mature enough to discuss this properly, just saying this is a very touchy subject for some. For the record, I'm an agnostic atheist.
Uh, actually, Einstein even said himself that he was his own thing... Not to mention religion is a very shaky topic that is bound to result in hurt feelings, regardless of intentions.
Well note much of this is straw man, seeing as if you ask an atheist to explain why they're an atheist (well for one the majority wouldn't be aggressively hostile douches) most wouldn't try and base their entire argument around something as silly as a duality, or for that case good and evil. As for myself I'm agnostic, it's a non-issue to me.
Really not in good form to post this here. I am very interested in philosophy, but this drivel is on par with The Giving Tree in terms of intellectual substance. It's like a bad chain e-mail. If anyone is actually interested in philosophical discussion, we should have a separate forum for that. Same goes for all the depressing stroking sulky threads.
Thanks a lot for posting this Tommy. You helped me polishing my own worldview a bit further. Whether or not this is what Einstein really said, I agree with this 'student' on every word.
True. Some cultures praise things that other cultures despise. But I still go by the theory that there are some things that just aren't right, no matter what your background is.
Philosophy is a very difficult subject to grasp and perfect, especially when you're not in a let's-talk-about-philosophy mood. For that reason, I won't take part in this. Interesting little story, though.
I disagree only with the idea that "evil" is the absence of god...the church have done things worthy of the title in the past and as such I think 'evil' is its own identity and does in fact constitute some sort of meaning all by itself rather than being the "anti-god". But, you know..whatever you want to do is fine.
this is why i don't argue for or against religion there is no answer, only believe. All you end up with is on shown up smart ass. I just live by 'If there is a GOD, he's an *squee!*, if there is no GOD, Thank god for that' I 'believe' in a being, i prefer fate instead of God as fate just prods when it needs to, God controls. and we can see Evolution before our eyes, cat shows, dog shows, farm animals, all evolution.
I find this intriguing, but after this post I must sit myself out of this discussion. I'm an atheist. I reject the idea that an all powerful deity lives in the sky. I have no problem with people who have faith inside themselves. I just can't bring myself to buy into the deity thing. That goes far all religions. Granted, I don't know a lot about other religions other then Christianity. So take that as you will. I lied I may post again, if the need arises. Spoiler: A very true statement. Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
I don't believe in truly any religion on Earth except my own which is . . . woops almost let that slip out.
...I've heard this story before, twice... and told the second speaker it was Einstein XD But apparently he was aetheist if I'm not wrong. ...meh. I'll simply state that I'm a Catholic, and agree mostly with this story... But there's no point adding to any arguement. :derpe:
I smell a storm brewing in here...... http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jgeist/omg/*squee!*storm-flyer.jpg