If you could spend a day in Equestria with any pony...... Who with & what would you spend the day doing? (keep it clean) :derpe:
You ask me who would I do and then ask me to keep it clean? Yeah, I know, I'm just kidding. Well, I'd talk to as many ponies as I could, and stay awake for 24 hours to make sure I could! That is, if I didn't explode with joy first.
When you say who would you do, it's a bit hard to think you want it clean. I would want to meet Fluttershy and go on a walk through Equestria's wildlife and nice locales. I would like to go for a fly too but I think Fluttershy may be a bit too weak for that. Can we only choose one pony?
Immediately go find Twilight and make her cast a spell that makes it so I can stay in Equestria for as long as I want. Problem, time? :Trollestia:
So it's just one pony? Well, I'd like to talk to Rainbow Dash, but I'm not sure I could keep up with her. Although Rapi Dash has a good idea. Otherwise, I'll stick to my original idea - stay awake for 24 hours talking to everypony in Poneyville. Ooo, ooo! Can I take my camera with me, too?
...I definitely would... man, this one's actually hard. I don't know. Fluttershy is my favorite pony, but I wouldn't really like meeting her. Rarity's my close second, and the same story with her. Definitely not Rainbow Dash (She's my last) Applejack and Pinkie not too. I think I'd love to see Zecora - for she rhymes a lot. It would be amusing to talk to her.
The six ponies, Spike and I would go to Canterlot and meet the two princesses. Hopefully, Luna will allow me to give her a hug. lol And Spike would give us that tour he was originally going to give in Best Night Ever. And hopefully Twilight could use a spell that will grant me access to go to Equestria anytime I want. If you twisted my arm and forced me to choose one pony to hang out with, I would hang with Fluttershy. I would like to see all the animals she befriends and above all, give her a Big Sims hug. lol
Ahhh I didn't have any dark thoughts until I saw "keep it clean". opsjmiefrie why ANYWAY; I'd spend the day with Pinkie, definitely! spend the day just fooling around and doing whatever impulsively comes to our minds. You know, Pinkie stuff! then she could show me some baking tips and when the night comes we can arrange a huge party and invite everypony in Ponyville! Then I'd beg to stay forever.
Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash. [Yes I'm cheating...and get to hang out with two ponies.] *Pretty much anypony on the EPF/EPR already knows what's going on in my head when you see TS and RD in the same post/sentence.*
I would hang out with Rainbow Dash, I would! Just flying around the entire day with her would be awesome. I would want to meet every pony and I would want to read with Twilight. Dream day!!
I think you all know by now who I would spend the day with... Anyway, I'd spend the day with Fluttershy, helping her care for all the animals and having walks with her along nature trails and whatnot (no Angel allowed). Then when night falls, we'd hang out on a hill watching the stars and fireflies....perfect...
My journey would actually start before I go to Equestria. While on Earth, I would study the entire political history of humanity like mad. I would memorise everything that has every happened, why, when and how. At the very least, I would gain a complete and reliable understanding of war, tyranny and empirical rule. I'd have all this information fresh in my head. While in Equestria, I would demand an audience with Princess Celestia. As a human in Equestria, I would probably be sent there straight away, whether for diplomatic reasons or for interrogational ones. I would convince her I was sent as a vanguard of a human war machine, from a planet in another dimension, to sacrifice myself to engage the attention of Equestria. I would tell her that I have no interest in dying however, and wish to serve the ponies in the upcoming attack. My presence alone would confirm that humanity has indeed found a way into the Equestrian dimension. My vast and meticulous knowledge of ruling a nation would indeed provide evidence that I am familar with human history, something that would provide useful in the upcoming war. I would stand besides Celestia as every city, from Ponyville to Hoofington, from Manehatten to Appleloosa, prepares to fight the humans. Over the next 24 hours, the Equestrian war machine would prepare for the invasion. Tanks built from the strongest earth ponies, fighter planes polited by the fastest pegasi, magic defenses by the greatest unicorns would all but doom any human invasion. By the time my 24 hours is up, the humans would come to take me away. They would only send a few at first, maybe just the one. After all, I was supposed to go willingly, accepting my time is up. They wouldn't stand a chance. A few measly humans, the entire Equestrian army would deal with them in literally seconds. The humans would then have 2 option. Either declare war on an army that outnumbers them, outguns them, outsizes them and most of all knows everything about them, or just forget about one stupid little kid and pretend nothing happened. They would probably go for the second one, and even if they didn't, the resulting war would be a landslide victory for Equestria, leaving me the only human left. Nobody to take me away. As stated, they would likely go for the whole 'just leave him there' thing. Either option would leave me a hero among the ponies. I would hold my place besides Celestia strong, and perhaps even be allowed to have my family and friends brought to me, provided war didn't kill them all. For the rest of my life, I would spend it among the ponies, living freely, happily, and most of all, magically. If that wouldn't work, then I'd just spend the day hugging Fluttershy and stuff. I'd prefer the first one, but whatever.
If there's room for another vanguard Lup, I'd join you. Although we'd have to take turns hugging Fluttershy...
Well, come to think about it i'd most rather want to spend the day with Celestia and Luna. Why? Discussion on how they reign Equestria would maybe help me organize this place along with Grey and Twif a bit better.
