Yo homies, my name is Jacob, King of Pimps everywhere. I like to find more than normal, you know? But, I'm 13 years old, kickass, and all around a nice guy. I got nothing else to say other than that, but I'm sure I'll like you, and I'm sure you'll like me! Thanks for listening, ~Pimpmaster King of Pimps
Indeed. A thirteen year old pimp. I imagine you must have an extraordinary amount of "swag" to have such a profession at your age. ... Now that I've gotten that out my system, welcome to Everypony.
You remind me of a kid I knew in grade school. His favorite comeback was always "I'm gonna pimp slap ya." I ended up punching him in the face. Funny stories aside, welcome. But please pick something else than Pimp to describe yourself. Sent from my DROID RAZR using Tapatalk
Okay, let us discuss your sins. "Swag" is not a desirable commodity. "Pimp" is not a desirable profession. And, perhaps more importantly, thirteen is far too young to be worrying about either. Also, you are not "kickass" unless you have actually kicked some ass. In a real fight, not a playground scuffle. Why do you children insist on pretending to be grown up? Enjoy your youth while it lasts, because adulthood sucks.
Geez Ridley, simmer down. Anyway, I do not think that word means what you think that word means, since I doubt you have a management position "yet." There's a big difference between thinking pimp and being a pimp... but I'm guessing you don't need me to tell you that.
...All right. Anyway, welcome to Everypony.com. I'm Tyro and well, we got plenty going on. I would recommend flicking through the last few community posts for some idea of what happens and what you can sink your teeth into. They're here, here, hereaaaaand here! Otherwise, you can relax in the chat or listen to some tunes in the radio. Welcome to Everypony and I hope you enjoy it here.
Sorry, but I despise posturing. Just be yourself, and not some persona that you invented. After all, this is a site for fans of magical talking ponies. Nobody is going to judge you for being who you really are.
Right, magical talking ponies that teach tolerance and friendship... and welcoming ponies, no matter where they're from. Sure, some may puff themselves and strut like a turkey, (I saw this at the Farm Show. Hilarious,) but he's not exactly harming anypony, and it's not a good thing to get upset just over that.
I'm not upset. I just don't see any reason for this level of braggadocio. He's obvious not a pimp at thirteen years old, and his claims serve no purpose other than to make him sound foolish. I realize that I may be coming off as a bit of jerk in this case, but I am honestly trying to be helpful. If somebody is making a fool of themselves, is not better to call them on it, rather than making fun of them behind their back?
You know how birds can be other birds? What if I told you that words, can be other words? In other words: words. Much like curds - with just a dollop of gravy - they make some decent poutine. Welcome to the forum.
Welcome to Everypony! If you are in a roleplay with me, I suggest not using the word "pimp" or "swag" or whatever
Okay, Ridley Wolf, I am a pimp in training. Just you wait though. Eight Star, you're right. Let's not forget that this is just an intro. Vinyl Scratched, Nice point. I like it. Black Rose, I'll keep that in mind.
So, you are in training to exploit and abuse women and, quite frequently, underage girls? Next time you use a word to describe yourself, make damn sure you understand what it means. There is absolutely nothing respectable about a pimp, and it is disgusting that so many kids believe otherwise.
Welcome Pimp pony, remember that in life Pimping ain't easy! and careful of Tyro, I hear he eats ponies.
