I'm a new member, and I would expect that every post below mine will be somewhere along the lines of "Oh, hello! Have fun here!" or something like that. I totaly hate it. So, in that case, please tell me what kind of hell I just stumbled into and skip the sugarcoating. ~ Anyways, I am here to see what this fourm has to offer. It was this or Canterlot, and I like EPR. So, here I am. Keep me or let me go, whatever floats your boat. I may RP, but prolly not ponies. I was thinking more along the lines of... Humans. Whatever. I am kind when need be, yet you will almost always find me to be a cynical madman. ... Yeah. Bye.
HUMANS? my good sir you have left me no choice... Im Sorry Cus Im gona have to, To use beggin now whats done is done for you sir are gonna get a Spoiler: ... MASSIVE HUGin comic sans MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Anyway on a more cheerful note - have I allready seen you round the radio?
Welcom- oh, I guess not then. XD Hey. I'm Paint Splash. I'm not allowed to tell you to have fun on our forums, but I suppose no one is stopping you if you "accidentally" stumble into something fun. I just joined a week or so ago myself, and so far I see no hell. There is alot of chat and role playing here, of all kinds, although I personally havn't done any yet. The text games are pretty cool. You can post art stuff, pony related or not, and I find that pretty cool too. Our main attraction is our radio, which you have already found. If you care to talk about anything, most anyone here would be a great listener I am sure. TL;DR? Oh, hello! Have fun here!" or something like that. yep... totally just did.
All right then.....be unwelcoming? Strange.... "You will most likely have a terrible time here and you should leave whilst you can"....how was that? Seriously though, I do hope you get some enjoyment out of our community. The radio is your best bet if you don't have a desire for small talk about nonsensical things....welcome?
I am here to welcome you and to praise you with the utmost gratitude upon your arrival at the location known as Everypony. If you so choose to and you see it fitting I do hope that you find yourself engaged within the frivolous and various activities that you may discover upon your journey here in hopes of being thoroughly entertained a thrilled upon your engagement. How was that?
Welcome to Everypony BenMan. Enjoy your stay in our forums and the EPR. http://www.everypony.com/forums/page.php?do=radio Praise Rainbow Dash and the Muffin Princess Derpy! :derpe:
Generic return greeting, general comments about pleasantness of forum, specific catch phrase used. Or, to put it another way, Welcome to the Herd! If this is hell, you can have heaven, 'cause I can't imagine anything better. I haven't tried everything except the radio here, and I can whole heartedly suggest that. Some day I'll take a vacation day, and just sit here at my computer, living on this site. FUN! Oh, and Ripp? It's a good thing I'm all about the love and tolerance, otherwise, I might have to take you to task for using comic sans.
Well, I see that everyone hates me just as much as I hate all of you. I think I may stay for a while.
*hops in* WELL HAI THERE NEW PERSON WHOSE THREAD I'M A LITTLE LATE TOO BECAUSE MY ATTENTION SPAN KEPT GETTING DISTRACTED EVERY TIME I WOULD GO TO THE FORUMS. I'M HARLEY! I'M THE SELF-PROCLAIMED GODDESS OF TEH PERVS ON TOP OF BEING A SPAZZTIC GREETER [who may have fallen behind on her duties D:] WHO IS THE MASTER OF GLOMPS, SECOND ONLY TO PINKIE PIE, AND THE MASTER OF LIGHTGLOMPING, SECOND ONLY TO NONE! WELCOME TO THIS NOT SO HELL THAT IS EVERYPONY FORUMS AND MAYBE YOU'LL BE MAD ENOUGH TO POP INTO EVERYPONY RADIO CHAT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY!!!!!!
Welcome to everypony! The internet. I think you might have heard of it. Lots and lots of goats. I'm sure you like goats as much as I do. Anyway, hello! Have fun here! Praise Bloomberg!
