Intro.

So, well, here I am, making an introduction of myself. Never liked writing about myself, so I'll just make up a story of my epic adventures.
There I was eating chocolate. The day was seaming normal, just as any other day. Or no, even better. It was a night. I was sitting on my bed eating chocolate. It was peaceful, I was relaxing. That was when it happened. I jumped up, feeling that my house is shaking. It felt as if something really HUGE hit my house. I walked downstairs, to look what it was. And that's how i found it. There, lying at my door was the one and only whole...

OK. I have no idea what i could have found, so lets pretend this UP there never has happened. I meant me writing this story, not the story itself. Or the story too, but mostly important, the part with me writing that piece of ****. So, as you have me not knowing to write, I may get to introducing myself as well.
I'm a teenage guy, who feels like the times when I was a kid were better. Not the world at that time, but I had less things i had to do, i had a lot of free time ( I'm still having a lot of free time, but not without consequences) and yeah, that's pretty everything better in then then in now. I'm also a huge fan of both HomeStuck and MLP:FiM. I'm getting quickly bored at things I'm trying to accomplish, but i can be patient. I like to troll people, but I'm not good at it. And I'm a hypocrite, a terrible person, and what is the stereotype of best friends. The last one isn't good at all, I'm honest when it goes about peoples flaws and I'm eating other persons fridges out (mostly just the sweets). I'm the last person which i could say of having a healthy lifestyle. I know that I'm going to pay for it in the future, but that's future-me's problem. Hell, this is a big block of text. If you got to this moment, without falling asleep, I have but one question. Maybe two. What could i find in the story above, cause i really have no idea, and Do you really have nothing to do, reading my introduction and all?

Your name is Shadow.
You have a large interest in *squee!*TY GAMES, with graphics you could display on a BANANA. You love everything about games where you have GRAPPLING HOOKS. You have also a variety of minor interests. You are a AMATEUR PHOTOMONTER (or how the hell it's spelled) and you think you're good in it. You have lately tried ANIMATION, just to get to know how *squee!*ty, *squee!*ty animations can be. *squee!*, Let's be Santa.
Your Pesterchum chumhandle is shadowSlayer and You wri7ˉe 7ˉrying 7ˉo s7ˉay sane all 7ˉhe 7ˉime, which is ra7ˉher hard, being who you are. You always remember 7ˉo wri7ˉe do7ˉs when you end wha7ˉ you're saying.

 

If you have read Homestuck, it may say you something about me. My patron Trolls are Sollux and Karkat.

 

never!
No rarity.
Aanything but rarity.

 

God damn not working caps lock!!!!!!!

 

I think I'll just write if something is in caps lock if it is.

[GOD DAMN NOT WORKING CAPS LOCK](there's some caps lock in this)

 

*squee!*. NOW it's working. I don't understand anything.

 

Ah yes, I almost forgot.


NO!

 

Haha.

How can you say anything about this:

 

Now seriously. Has someone even tried to read the text block i wrote?

 

NO!

It's the toilet sitting on her. The universe is upside down with the gravity pulling things up.

 

What The Hell is THIS.

 

Finaly. Rarity is the worst one, in the mane six. Never liked her. She's like my sister. That means A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G.