As some may know, Virgin Media went down across the UK yesterday (maybe even global), so i could not post this yesterday. (quick notice - I didn't know where to put this thread, so if it doesn't belong here, I have no problem it being moved/deleted. ) Before you read this, I just want to say that i really enjoy writing reports on upcoming products and shows. It takes my depressing life off of my mind for a short while as I write, don't worry, i'm not overly depressed but if you really want to, you can worry. And yes, even reporting on upcoming MLP:FiM if I can get some sources. Actually, My interest for reports kind of reminds me of Spike. Anyhow, let's get on this. Ask yourself. Is anypony (like me) about to buy the iPad 2? Do you mind waiting until early March? Because March is the month of the now very widely rumoured iPad 3. So save you're money everypony, because you more than likely won't be disapointed but you just might be. Who knows? But what's different? Well, that is a mighty fine question for a mighty fine Pony. (remember - these are rumours, BUT, it makes sense. trust me. Derpy Hooves knows what sense is... to a degree. ) the unofficial iPad 3 Prototype which has been "found" (notice a pattern here?) shows the body of an iPhone (4/4S) but obviously it is big, because it is an iPad. It is rumoured to feature an 8 Megapony camera on the rear, and have HD facetime. Which suggests the front camera has been improved. The display is rumoured to be 1080pony, but also rumoured to have "More pixels than most TVs" Retina Display has also been rumoured. In the Apple iOS 5.1 beta, there have been several references to a new iPad - all of which I am unable to access due to the fact my iPod Touch is a 2nd generation and was discontinued from iOS upgrades at iOS 4.2.1. What is inside this large iPod touch in which renders an iPad pointless? well inside this iPad, you will find 4 yes, 4 A5 power cores! That's enough power to bake a whole batch of Muffins! Also inside this overly large iPod Touch, you will find the beast within, More commonly known as Siri, but sometimes referred to "Man's new best friend". With the fact I am a Pony, Siri has no use to me. Fair enough, Siri would probably be able to tell me where i can find 4 ounces of caster sugar for making some double blueberry muffins, or, be able to list local suppliers of some Cornish saffron cake, but if Siri won't be a Pony's best friend, then that obviously means that Siri hasn't discovered the magic of friendship through the awesome TV show - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I am not turning away Siri though, because it will have a place in my heart along with my desire to move to america and hopefully later in life, found a village in which is full of Bronies. Non-Bronies will be accepted, but are sincerely urged to keep the peace and make (BronyVille/Canterlot/Equestria) a care-free place to live. You may think what i just wrote is childish, but please hear me out... Hapiness is all I want. Not money. Not knowledge. Hapiness for one and all. This fairly short report was written with Love & Care by DerpyHooves MLP, I did not copy & paste this because if you look at the top of the post, I quote "It takes my depressing life off of my mind for a short while as i write" Feel free to respond... I am open to negative feedback. Love you all, Fabian-Storm 'Derpy' Streames. Or, That English Brony.
