*Pulls out a blank scroll and dips his quill into a nearby inkwell.* Okay, everyone! I need the name for a main character, a place, and what they're doing. Haha, just kidding! Actually, I thought it would be fun to create a thread where anyone can help to write a story. I call it, "Let's Write a Fanfiction!" It's kind of like the Two or Three Word Stories you've seen before, except your post may be as long or as short as you desire. Just a few rules: 1: Absolutely will there be no clop or gore.. Ever. For any reason. Those rules apply anywhere on the site. Violence and shipping is fine. Just...you know...don't go into too much detail. 2: Silliness and nonsense are alright, and even derailing the story is acceptable. (If this goes on for long enough, there are bound to be inconsistencies) For reference, take a look at Atlanta Nights, by Travis Tea. I completely expect the story to devolve into that, anyway, if not much, much worse. That being said... 3: Misspellings and grammatical errors are perfectly acceptable, too (especially if it's intended to get a laugh out of the reader.) 4: Please, no trolling. I die a little inside when we one of these threads is made and someone posts "And then everyone died. The End." 5: Finally, if you have anything to say that's "Out Of Narrator" (OON), please use the spoiler tag. Spoiler: Like this Quill is a butt. I'll start: ---------- It was a bright and sunny day in the town of Ponyville. Pinkie Pie was at Sugarcube corner, baking a cake. Suddenly, the sky above the bakery grew dark and it began to storm heavily. Pinkie, wondering what could possibly be happening, stepped outside and noticed that hers was the only building getting wet.
Glinda flew down from the cloud. "Revenge shall be mine! I shall ruin the buisness that you... Oh, do I smell chocolate cherry cake?"
Pinkie grinned gleefully as the rain pelted her face. "Of course, Glinda! What else would I be baking? Chocolate is my absolute favorite! Won't you come inside and have some?"
"Sure I will". Glinda said with a sly smile on her face. she grabbed the cake before flying off above the storm clouds and dropping it; Though she didn't expect a certain pony to come along.
Doctor Whooves appeared in the tardis, and stepped out just in time for the cake to land on his head. "Well that wasn't supposed to happen."
"Neither was this!" a voice bubbled from the mud under the tardis. Upon further inspection, the tail of a purple dragon could be seen sticking out from under the door.
"I haven't made enough cake!" Pinkie screams and suddenly becomes an indistinguishable blur as she starts baking like crazy to accommodate the huge dragon's doubtless appetite. It took her hours but soon! Soon! Soon...Pinkie had fallen asleep in cake batter with some of her mane clearly singed.
Twilight suddenly teleported to the scene, likely to check out the meteorological anomaly above Sugarcube corner. However, she saw the TARDIS first and recognized Spike's tail. "Omigosh, Spike! Are you okay?!" She used her magic to lift the police box just enough for Spike to crawl out from underneath it. "Whew! Thanks, Twilight," he said, brushing himself off. "I don't know if I would've lasted another minute under there." After saying that, he got a good look at the scene and scratched his head. "Uhh...what's going on here?"
"To be quite honest even I don't know. In fact, this entire time-line appears to not actually exist. I can only assume we're all-" As Dr. Whooves spoke he suddenly vanished, replaced by an anthropomorphic cat-man. "and that's how quantum mechanics will allow us to... what the... where am I?"
Crimson was relaxing beside a tree playing his harmonica as he watched the debacle take place nearby. He then played his instrument louder to avoid what could lead to an argument in the near future.
(And this is the type of derailment, quill was talking about) Everypony looked at The now Anthro-cat doctor in confusion but in the midst of all of it they didn't notice the same thing was happening to them. Though the only one that wasn't turning into an anthropomorphic cat was Spike who instead was becoming an Anthro-Dragon.
"Hmmm... Seems as though this dimension is suffering a dimensional, as well as temporal series of rifts. The one that brought me here appears to have brought the chemical alteration my laboratory was developing along with it. We may find some serious problems if this continues."
Derpy, not yet turned into a cat, was three houses over on her mail route when the tardis appeared. Excited by the sound she accidently dropped all of her mail as she rushed to great her friend Doctor Hooves. By the time she got neart though she was startled by the site of a bunch of strange anthropomorphic creatures. "Ah, Ms. Hooves, my assistant! Please don't come any closer at this time my dear," the doctor called out, "I would like to figure out exactly how far this effect will spread. In fact could you back up a bit if possible." She did, and all of a sudden a glowing transparent sphere apeared around the area in front of her. "Ah thank you, that's exactly what I was waiting to see, " said the doctor moving outside of the sphere's radius. "Now wait just one moment while I ... " he said fiddling with some gadget, "hn, there we go that should do it!!" He exclaimed as he turned back into a pony. "Much better, unfortunately it's specifically calibrated for me, and I don't really know what to do about the others right away honestly. We'll have to figure out something before it spreads too badly though, here those creatures are an anomily. If we have too many of them things will turn quite messy. For the time being just stay out of the area in the sphere okay? Now if you aren't busy will you be willing, once again to assist me?"
Neon Flash was confused from what was happening outside the bakery. However the confusion was wiped away when he looked over to see none other than The Great And Powerful Trixie. "Trixie? THE Great And powerful trixie!? Ohmigosh!!! You're the best magician ever! i've been to all your shows! You're the best! Can i get an autograph?" Spoiler: OON I necro'd this topic cause it looks fun.
