Letters to Celestia

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  1. Vulpine Script

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    I thought of this. If you could write to Celestia about something that doesn't make sense, or something you've learned from the show taken the wrong way, what would you write? I don't know if this could be a game or not, so let it be moved if need be.

    Anyway! Let me begin.

    "Dear Princess Celestia,

    Today I learned that friendship is only important if it can save the world. Otherwise, you can spend your entire life with your baby dragon reading books, studying. I mean, you only need to meet someone once to make friends with them. You can do that anytime.

    Your student, Foxytail."
     
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    Today I learned that there's nothing wrong with setting your sights so low that they touch the ground! Had I only known that there were so many interesting creatures awaiting my dominance on the ground below, I would never have bothered attending flight camp at all! Please look forward to the next Summer Sun Festival where this seasons bunnies will perform Hamlet.

    Your faithful dread lord, Fluttershy.
     
    #2 Virgilpony, Jul 5, 2011
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    It does burn

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    You learn that no matter how hard you try the power if the ponies will always get you.

    Your confuzzled student,
    Galen Rook
     
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    Today I learned that there's nothing wrong with completely ruining an incredibly elegant party with the most important people ever invited. Next up, my dad's workplace's Christmas party!

    Your eager student,
    Jett Blazewing
     
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    When I think about it, psionics are awesome! I mean, putting an Ursa Minor to sleep with reed song is one thing, levitating a container big enough wiht enough milk inside to feed the ankle biter is another. But now that I know I can psycho-press a 200 ton animal over several miles and into the waiting arms of its mother, I think it's time I had my own Great-and-Powerful road show!

    Your faithful Scanner, Twilight Sparkle.

    P.S. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 1,000,000,000,000!
     
  7. Vulpine Script

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    Today I learned that it's totally ok to prank someone into a furious outburst which can ruin entire friendships as long as that other person is a total jerk. Of course, being a total jerk is a matter of opinion, right? I'm sure Luna think you are a jerk for sending her to he moon for 1000 years..... food for thought.

    A faithful pegasus, Foxytail.
     
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    Today I learned that when things aren't going perfectly, getting upset about it really isn't the best way to deal with the situation. Sometimes you just have to make the most out of things, and roll with the punches in a sense. Instead of getting angry, you should try to find positives in whats happening, and use them to get through.

    Your student,
    Scootaloo
     
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    No matter what excuses you give yourself there is no excuse for poor behavior. And you should never make choices when your judgement is flawed at the tine and always think to the best if heart. Adter all this I figured I'd confess. I really did come to troll ponyville because I was still skeptical at first but I grew to love it here.

    Your now faithful student,
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    I learned that everypony.com is the most awesome pony community there is.
    It's also the one with the best music!

    Your faithful student,
    Flash
     
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    Dear Celestia, over the last week I learned not to be so judgemental about things that I don't understand. However since coming to like Ponies I have discovered that other people still have this problem. Since MLP and Lauren Fasut is so awesome I may have to try Spongebob as I always snobbed it as a kids show. Especially since a friend who I failed to convert recommends it.
     
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    Dear Celestia,

    Today I learned that there is no 'I' in team, there is however a 'ME'.
    Food for thought.

    Your Lord & Master,

    Grey Nightmare
     
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    Dear Celestia,
    Today I learnt you need to UP MY PAYCHECK.
    You have anyidea what kind of dangers I end by putting my self though.

    Your Anoyed Gaurd, Sir NSC Ripper.
     
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    Dear Celestia,

    I learned today that even though there is no I in team, there is an I in meat pie, and meat is the anagram of team... so you're obviously wrong. This is why I became an antagonist!

    Lightning_Mustang
     
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    Dear Celestia,
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    Dear Princess celestia,

    Today i learned that running a website is cake, literally. if i had 2 it would be that much better. you only need to have awesome people do all the work for you and you get to pretend you did somthing to contribute.

    your faithful minion,
    Jacob Twiffus.
     
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    Remember to praise Rainbow Dash, and the Muffin Princess Derpy. Also, Luna is better than you.

    Your 40% Cooler Friend,
    Double Rainbow "Dash"
     
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    Today I learned that Luna should rule Equestria and not you. Your dictatorship sucks. All hail the Lunar Republic! Down with the Solar Monarchy!

    The only alchemist in your military,
    Dawn Runner
     
    #19 SilverMoon, Jul 25, 2011
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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    How do you write back? You have hooves.

    Yours, Luproerushfhduwufhsny.
     

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