Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. [video=youtube;uXILNncQwH4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXILNncQwH4&feature=related[/video]
My fat friend moving away took a lot of weight of our shoulders. My friend asked what the snowman was doing, I said "Chillin'"
My girlfriend left me for the guy round the corner. She said it was a great turn around. I was told to visit my old friend from school. I never really liked seeing teachers...
Uhm... ~taps chin~ So a computer walks out of a house and the colt ask, "Where are you going?" The computer replies, "To get a byte to eat." So a pony looks off the side of a cliff... ~cough~ How many ponies does it take to pull a car? Trick question, they don't exist! 8D >:[
I have a lot of stories about skyscrapers, but most of them are tall tales I don't have a whole lot of puns about the sublimation of a solid, but that's okay, there's not a lot of pressure anyway. I have a couple of puns about aqueous solutions floating around, but nothing solid yet. I might be able to make a few more if you guys would precipitate (participate) as well. Spoiler: Dirty pun? Why do Shepards herd a flock of sheep and not flock a herd of sheep? Because people tend to frown upon flocking sheep! I made these all myself.... NO SHAME.
A bug hit the windshield today and i told my grandma, "want to know the last thing that went through his mind?" she said, "what?" i answered "his backside "
"I've heard the baker uses his false teeth to finish the crust in his pies!" "That's nothing, you should hear what he uses to poke the holes in doughnuts!" ================================================== ======== A man walks into a doctors with a cucumber in his ear, a carrot up his nose and a banana in his other ear. "What's the matter with me?" The man asks the doctor. The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly." ================================================== ======== One day, three men walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of beer. Just as they were about to take a drink, three flies landed in each of their glasses, and were stuck in the foam head. The first man pushed his beer away in disgust. The second man flicked out the fly and continued drinking. The third man too also picked the fly out of his beverage, but he held it out over the beer shouting, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU B******!" [video=youtube;uXILNncQwH4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXILNncQwH4[/video] The last one isn't really a pun as such, but it's still pretty funny
