this is the Orbital Friendship Cannon. you push the button, it shoots hate-seeking rainbow lasers at the Haters. in a group of friends, Magic happiness springs from the area blasted. create a story based on interlinking posts on what happens with the OFC and anypony involved. to start us off: i was walking along and suddenly found the OFC portable targeting device laying on the ground. i turn it on, and aim the OFC at myself...
when the OFC hits anything, chaos in the form of friendship and happiness appears. that just happens to be the cure for haters "as the blast from the cannon hit me, candy canes pop out of my fingers as the force slams me to the ground. i look over at Legit101, and say in a drunk-sounding voice, "here you try..." targets Legit101. presses activation button
