Now, as this is in the forum games section, this is OBVIOUSLY just for laughs and giggles, just wanted to clear that up before I continue...(Also, how did that t sneak into the title?) Now, I got this idea of a Game from all the people saying that EP is going down the toilet, so I figured, "Hey, why not add a little satirical spin to it?" and bing badda boom, I get this idea, and so here we are. SO, this game is where you are supposed to say how you would 'Save EP' from it's current state. Go ahead and be as outrageous and ridiculous as possible, remember, we are in the Forum Games for a reason. SOOOO, shall we get started? Here's my first way: Complete, across the board, wiping off of all mods, so that everyone is a user, and then MASSIVE free-for-all for many a night before we come together with our torches and spears, and make a tribal council that elects our new mods and leaders, and from there, we attack and absorb lesser sites for THE GLORY OF EPN!!! What say you? How will YOU save EP?
I have an idea: We say that we're an under funded youth group of active teens, then we have this big 80's style montage where we sell lemonade, wash cars, and punch seals for money! We somehow use that money to save EP! Now you may say "But magnificent leader, Cessoe, how does all this cash your brilliant idea cooked up help a site on the Internet?" And I say "Science my dear user, science"
I said this in General discussion but since we have the pony of the year award we should also vote someone to be kicked off the site Just like a game show!
We save EP by building a mine base on the moon. How would that save EP? Generate revenue and power source, infinite Nobel prizes. Where would we pay for that? We secure a nuke and hold the world ransom for trillions of dollars. (Or equal amount in foreign currency) Did I copy most of this from movies? You bet your sweet bananas I did.
We can save EP by exterminating all of the Justin Bieber fans. How would it save us one might say? Because that much stupid would leave the Earth and a huge influx of bronies will join us.
We can save EP by creating a gigantic army of Chris Redfields. Boulder punching maniacs who scream SHEVAAAAA, PIEEERRRRSSS and JIIIIIIIILL whenever a partner of theirs dies.
This is similar to my idea. What we do is we make a hundred Barry Burton's to make thousands of Jill Sandwiches, then have a million Albert Wesker's to deliver them to a billion people, making us a trillion pounds!
It`s simple. Spoiler: First, we... [video=youtube;cQz7j1erzvo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQz7j1erzvo[/video] Spoiler: Than, as we see that only this doesn`t work, we simply try to... [video=youtube;dUNzPZcvrCM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUNzPZcvrCM[/video] That prevents EP from losing all members. But of course, that`s not everything. That would be way too easy, and would make way too much sense for fitting here. Spoiler: And you all know: [video=youtube;Vp5n332OoAk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp5n332OoAk[/video] As the wisest of us gather and try to find another, more outrages way to save EP, some of the others come to a conclusion. Spoiler: Everyone recognizes the same thing: [video=youtube;iji-91QFPGg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iji-91QFPGg&feature=relmfu[/video] Spoiler: The following scenario reminds of this: click* But in the end, the admins and mods were tired of thinking, and so they said... Spoiler: ...the following: click* And the story continues... *these two video were not able to be shown here, due to maximum of 4 videos per post. Can`t believe I did this. Forgive me. Greetings */)*
We form an alliance with google, virgin and the BBC. Then we slowly gain more power taking over google, virgin and BBC. With that power we broadcast nothing but brony stuff on YouTube, the BBC and everything related to virgin. And with all this power we can surely take over the Internet and rename it Ponynet.
We invent teleporters. We buy out a giant warehouse. We all teleport to warehouse. EP is now one big warehouse party.
How about it's a political election. And that we all have political partys having different ideas on how to save the country (EP) from total collapse.