Ponies Suck

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  1. Bounty

    Bounty Retired Staff
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    I mean, look at them, they are pastel coloured...break the laws of physics but more importantly its a girls show! I mean why are you guys watching it? Did you all just happen to bang your heads really hard? Seriously, the social boundaries are set for a reason, and that is to stop things like this happening because now you will all become childnappers and either traffick them around the world or use them for your own diabolical and disgusting uses. Not to mention the fact that every single one of you is a kiddy stalker anyways.
    You are all such good sports, regular posting resumes tomorrow. Have a nice April 1st.
    And do you know why this is true? It's because you all sit there and watch these little ponies and they are teaching you exactly how to do it, and how to behave like a child fumbler! And even these facts aside, the characters are completely unbelieveable, the animation is awful and the voice acting sounds like it was done through a toaster.
    Still love you guys
    Please, just give the idea of going outside a shot.
    <333 you all! xxx
     
    #1 Bounty, Apr 1, 2012
  2. testyal1

    testyal1 Princess of the Forum
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    But zey are cuddly.

    Very cuddles.

    ZE KUDDLEZ!
     
    #2 testyal1, Apr 1, 2012
  3. JumboGER

    JumboGER A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    nah you're not getting me on this day...april fools not working on me >:3
     
    #3 JumboGER, Apr 1, 2012
  4. Stainless

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    your april fools joke is bad

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    and you should feel bad.
     
    #4 Stainless, Apr 1, 2012
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    Goldilockks Practically Part of the Site Itself

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    ^^^
    Very bad.
     
    #5 Goldilockks, Apr 1, 2012
  6. Gabachi

    Gabachi The Most Unjunior Member

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    Haha, sounds like me when I roasted LumoPony.
     
    #6 Gabachi, Apr 1, 2012
  7. Sparkypony

    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    Nice try...but it did not work.
     
    #7 Sparkypony, Apr 1, 2012
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    Gabachi The Most Unjunior Member

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    Bypassing the swear filter. Report! Report!
     
    #8 Gabachi, Apr 1, 2012
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    Goldilockks Practically Part of the Site Itself

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    Don't report, it's humorous. >:3
     
    #9 Goldilockks, Apr 1, 2012
  10. Anonymous Brony

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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
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  11. DoDo1234

    DoDo1234 The Awkward one

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    Wouldn't it be weird if it were genuine?
    If we'd had a hater among us, acting like us, speaking like us for such a long period of time?
    If what we believed to be a Brony, like you and me, ended up just being.... A spy?

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    #11 DoDo1234, Apr 1, 2012
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    or just has noticed how sad he is for staying in doors in the internet looking at ponies.
     
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  13. mike406

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    Yea and I hate Twilight Sparkle.

    I'm sorry don't hurt me.
     
    #13 mike406, Apr 1, 2012
  14. Flutterbee

    Flutterbee A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Fluttershy is worst pony
     
    #14 Flutterbee, Apr 1, 2012
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    Pfft, you guys have NO IDEA how much Pinkie Pie secretly annoys me. SO MUCH RAGE AT HER.


    OhGodTypingThatFeltSoDirtyI'mSorryPinkieI'llBakeYouCupcakesToday;-;
     
    #15 Cloudy Bounce, Apr 1, 2012
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    Too late for that.
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    Yes, there will be cupcakes,
    No, you won't be baking them
     
    #16 Stainless, Apr 1, 2012
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    You ARE Pinkie though :dunno:
     
    #17 ThePoeticPony, Apr 1, 2012
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    Its a paradox :dunno:
     
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  19. Radaboy

    Radaboy Everypony's Resident Black Guy

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    This made me chuckle. Nice one Bounty.
     
    #19 Radaboy, Apr 1, 2012
  20. Yamiookami

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    Yesss..Pinkie hatesss Pinkie. Pinkie thinksss Pinkie isss ssso ANNOYING. Ssshe drivesss her crazy!

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    #20 Yamiookami, Apr 1, 2012
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