Pony pick up lines

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  1. Dr. Whooves

    Dr. Whooves Practically Part of the Site Itself

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    I need some.

    Any suggestions?

    Ready, set, go!
     
    #1 Dr. Whooves, Jul 23, 2011
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    Derpy Hooves Former Derpministrator

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    Someone please slap me for how cheesy this is:

    That a saddle you wearing?
    Cuz I could ride you all night!
     
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    Techna_Rave Free Software Advocate

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    Who styles your mane?
     
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    Techna_Rave Free Software Advocate

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    nice one derpster
     
    #4 Techna_Rave, Jul 23, 2011
  5. Zephyr Wind

    Zephyr Wind FWOOOSHH

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    Hey there, filly. How 'bout you show me them muffins? (Not very subtle, I'll admit.)
     
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    Techna_Rave Free Software Advocate

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    Those look like some tasty muffins
     
    #6 Techna_Rave, Jul 23, 2011
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    Lol i have a ton... but i'll let people go after me after each one

    Hey thats a nice cutie mark... what do you think it will look like next to mine? (Not the best XD and also not very subtle)
     
    #7 arrowfire43, Jul 23, 2011
  8. Zephyr Wind

    Zephyr Wind FWOOOSHH

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    My, that's quite the horn you have there mister....
     
    #8 Zephyr Wind, Jul 23, 2011
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    Derpy Hooves Former Derpministrator

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    Call me Spike, cause I just found a Rarity!

    (I have yet to be backhanded, what's up people?)
     
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    Zephyr Wind FWOOOSHH

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    Slapping Derpy is like yelling at Fluttershy: inexcusable. (unless you want one)
     
    #10 Zephyr Wind, Jul 23, 2011
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    Wow i must be in a shipping, I'm falling all over for you!
     
    #11 arrowfire43, Jul 23, 2011
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    Zephyr Wind FWOOOSHH

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    Hey there filly, how about we go back to my place and buck til we derp? (I feel nasty....)
     
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    SoulEmber Deemed #Horse Famous by Tarby
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    Did it hurt... when you fell from Cloudsdale?
     
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    That's sweet
     
    #15 Techna_Rave, Jul 23, 2011
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    That just makes em seem stupid... (Plus all it is, is the pickup line "Did it hurt... when you fell from heaven?")

    Yah know i have this saddle here... i would what it would look like on your (Muzzle or head... idk)
     
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    Oh God. That's adorable. That's the winner so far IMO.
     
    #17 Dr. Whooves, Jul 23, 2011
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    If it wasn't 2 AM and I could brain, I'd probably be coming up with a Fluttertree pun right now, since I can't I figured I'd mention it for someone else to possibly do the brain-ing for me
     
    #18 Derpy Hooves, Jul 23, 2011
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    Hey, want to go back to my place and get 20% cooler all over the place?
     
    #19 Tenortrouble, Jul 23, 2011
  20. Derpy Hooves

    Derpy Hooves Former Derpministrator

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    Well running with the Dash quotes:

    I bet I can get you from here to the bedroom in 10 seconds flat!
     
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