I got this idea from the multiple 4chan threads with this topic. The rules are simple. You can either: - Poorly describe a movie - Guess the movie that someone else has described - Confirm whether or not a previous poster guessed your movie correctly or incorrectly I'll start by describing my movie: > Man and wife have kids > Wife and all but one of their kids gets murdered > Remaining kid is crippled for life > Father raises only child on his own > Child gets kidnapped > Father must rescue child
I'm gonna guess...Taken. -policeman sent to little village -makes friends with fellow policemen who he jailed the night before -on the hunt for a escaped swan -policeman gets other policemen to watch bad boys 2 -police chief hides murders and covers it up as an accident -policeman chases after hooded killer through field -policeman battles the neighbourhood watch -policeman and the now o. His side local policemen battle in summerfield
while you guys are watiing for confirmation my turn -loser buys his rich crush some milk after getting beat up by her boyfriend -boyfriend decides to get revenge for this by running loser off the road, but he avoids injury by turning into a 30 year old puerto rican guy for the duration of the fall -old japanse man beats up some high school kids -japanese man has loser do some chores under the guise of teaching him some fighting skills -loser gets drunk with old japanese man -loser enters fighting tournament and wins or something probably i fell asleep
Karate kid or some crap, right? I got this. -uber good fighter pilot -witnessess space ship crash -pledges to a lantern to fight evil -goes to some palnet -trains or something with a pigman -yellow smoke blob moster goes to earth -hero fights blob monster and punches it into the sun.
"Kilowog and his Annoying Human Friend" My turn! -Amusement Park soft opens to testers -Disgruntled employee is payed more from rivals and steals company secrets -Animatronics run haywire due to employee stupidity -Samuel L. Jackson tries to fix the muthaf'in problem -"ah, ah, ah, you didn't say the magic word!" trollface.jpg
Correct. Here's my next one: > There's a plane > It has snakes on it[/QUOTE] Turtles on a boat? >Family dies except child. >Child is sent to live with other family. >They suck. >Child is peculiar, gets sent to school for peculiar kids > is actually pretty cool at the school. > hates one of teachers. >Teacher is evil. (?) >Child saves the day! > Turns out teacher is not evil after all! >To be continued in sequels.
> child's parents die > child is raised by aliens > child grows up and gets a job > child save lives of aliens
>Child is very whiny and disrespecting while moving to a new area >Child's parents are captured >Child is forced to work >Child passes a test and her parents and her are set free >Child is more respectful
Why is it that I just have to say Spirited Away right there? >Summer vacay >Go to hicktown. >Weirdo warns of the hicktown. >Ruin family dinner because some weirdo in a mirror said so. >Weirdo uses freaky magic to kill freaky hick preacher. >Crazy chick seduces stalker. >Crazy chick tries to kill the family. >Eat not-so-magical bologna. >Touch rock. >Worst summer vacay EVER. >Go home. >Eat. >Die.
-Troll 2? >In Japan dolls kill people. >The dolls are made on giant boat. >The investigators go in that boat. >They find out that there someone put the souls of kidnapped children inside the dolls. >They find out that murder cases are only calls for help. >They save the kidnapped children.
