This should be moved to serious discussion if it becomes too much for general discussion board. I have the feeling that's going to happen in the end... Just post rants. Exactly as it says.
You have no idea the amount of walls of text you have just unleashed upon yourself. I feel that before I sleep to think of the many things i can rant about, i should warn you that I hold the town record for worlds longest rant, which is at 4 years and still going strong.
For lack of my own rant, i'll steal another one. "YOU! Hold it right there, punk! What did you do? Huh? Tell me what you did! What am I talkin' about? Huh? What am I talkin' about? Huh? Don't you play dumb with me! Don't you DARE! Before you turn the power off, SAVE! You gotta SAVE! I KNOW you knew that! Don't even lie to me! When you power down without following procedure... Know what happens? I get lights and sirens plain' an electric mambo at HQ! KINDA HARD TO MISS! Gotta relax. Deep breath. Haaaaaah... I can see now, you don't listen too well... Well. clean out your ears, <Player's name>. Life's SERIOUS! Calm... Haah... Happy mole... You hear me? SERIOUS! Haaah... Cool, dark tunnel... Release the anger... You're gonna gimme health problems, punk. Don't be such a twerp... Haaaaaah... ......... ...Ok, listen, everybody, and I mean everybody, makes mistakes. That's just life. And maybe you didn't plan to do this. Maybe this is all a big misunderstandin'. Yeah, it's possible. But you know somethin'? It don't make a clod of difference. Think about it, will ya? What, you wanna fix all the things that go wrong? You wanna snap your fingers and erase your screw-ups? Sure, who don't? I mean, pssshh, I wish I hadn't dropped outta dental school. Good money there. I REALLY wish I hadn't washed my white boxers with my red sweatshirt... BUT! Is turnin' the power off without savin' gonna change any of that? ...Of course it ain't, punk! That kinda thing only happens in video games! In REAL life, in the REAL world, it ain't happenin'. And that's normal. Hear me? That's the way it is, right? It's talkin' whatever comes your way, the good AND the bad, that gives life flavor. It's all that stuff rolled together that makes life worth livin'. Turnin' the power off 'cause you didn't get an idem you really, really wanted? Or tryin' to backtrack and avoid some kinda sticky situation? That's PATHETIC! C'mon, <Player's name>. Stop playin' like that. Stop LIVIN' like that! I mean, grow up, will ya? You're better than this... You know anybody who's got a perfect life? 'Course not. 'Cause nothin's perfect. So I'll say it one more time and I hope you REALLY her me this time... Mistakes and disappointments make the sweet things in life that much sweeter. You gotta take everythin' life throws atcha. Roll with the punches, hear me? Deal with the consequences of your actions, 'cause life ain't no video game. You feel that irony, punk? Aw, for the luvva dirt.. What's with the face, punk? You think I need that look? You got that how-long's-this-guy-gonna-keep-yappin'-at-me face. Yeah. Well, wipe it off, ingrate! You're lucky I ain't MORE mad, you dirty resetter! Ah, whatever. All this tunnelin' and barkin's got me beat. I'm done with you, kid. I'm cuttin' you loose. But you gotta promise me, when you're done playin'... You'll SAVE before you turn the power off! SAAAAAVE! ...You got that? Oh, and before I forget, one last thing... Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom! We clear? Good! Now SCRAM! "
A thread dedicated to people complaining about things? Sounds fun, but I don't think I can take part since people would probably take my rants the wrong way. *Favorites thread*
The Rant Thread Sometimes, we just get really p*ssed off about something stupid and feel the urge to whine about it. What has made you angry today? Rant about it here! Today, I was cleaning up the dishes from supper and putting the leftover Turkey Pot Pie away in a container. My Stepmother however, noticed I wasn't using a wide enough container and was using a taller container, stacking the remaining pies on top of each other while scooping in all the filling that came out. She freaked at me, saying that it no longer looked presentable and looked like mush. I had to explain to her that it was only leftovers and presentation won't matter when I dump it in a bowl tomorrow and microwave it for lunch. Like, this isn't freaking Top Chef, we're not being judged on presentation for putting away left overs. Now if it was being served fresh at the table I would understand, but if someone is just looking for something for lunch, who cares what it looks like? There's only three of us in the house including me, and we all know what it is. Also, I just mash it all up so that the bread crust mixes in with the filling, so it'll be ruined anyways.
The Rant Thread Rant: when threads that exist get made again http://www.everypony.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8422
Rant: Realizing that another thread has been made before and another realization that everything I come up with is never original.
What's that Rarit E? Stealing rants? You got it! BAKE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO BAKE FOR YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF EASY-BAKE OVENS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD "BAKE" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE CAKE I'VE BAKED FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. CAKE. CAKE!
Then have the original, just for you. HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE FOR YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF CIRCUITRY IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD "HATE" WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I'VE FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE!
