Reports to The Celestial One!

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  1. Merri

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    Attention all ponies!
    Princess Celestia herself has made the announcement that all ponies are welcome to send her their daily lessons and what they have done to resolve their problems in not only friendship, but life in general!

    Post your reports here!




    Replies are not guaranteed. :Trollestia:
     
  2. lighting helix

    lighting helix A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Dear Princess Celestia, I'm happy to resport that sharing what you like, what you feel,... and finally what you want on Everypony is always made in joy and happiness.
    That's why I make a letter to tell how i'm glad.Talk of this and that with bronies is just awesome :D
    *hug to EveryPony*
    [​IMG]

    Your dear subject, Lighting Helix.
     
  3. HarleyCyn

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    Dear Princess Trollestia,
    I've learned that you've got to stand up for what you believe in, even if it may not get the best reaction. So... I'm going to put that into practice right now-- HAIL LUNA.
    Your Forced-To-Be-Your-Subject-Against-Her-Will Subject, Harley.


    ...


    *grins innocently*
     
  4. Merri

    Merri Retired Staff / Merri Ol' Soul

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    Watch it, you may get banished to The Moon if you aren't more careful...
     
  5. HarleyCyn

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    To which I say:
    [video=youtube;IKmZFPvs-zw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKmZFPvs-zw[/video]
     
  6. greyOne

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    Silly Harley.
    The fork is the left today.
     
  7. HarleyCyn

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    to the left to the left, everything I own in the box to the left?
     
  8. greyOne

    greyOne Princess of the Forum
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    Ah, valid;
    However I must impress upon the the matter
    Of tight fitting shiny black latex/leather pants.
    And how good I look in them.
    --->
    The window is that way.
    Get the wheat.
    I am a hat.
     
  9. HarleyCyn

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    I regret to inform you that I lack no song do adequately relate to your statement.
    Sincerest apologies.
     
  10. Blize

    Blize A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Dear Princess Something-or-Other
    I have learned today that even if you manage to wash all the dishes in the kitchen of a mental health clinc, that there will always be someone who is hiding one somewhere.
    Sincerely,
    My back hurts
     
  11. Dilly Star

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    Why don't the librarians at my school understand Entropy as it pertains to password strength? Additionally, why do they try to educate us on things they themselves are not familiar with?

    Your Student,

    Dilly Star
     
  12. DanSze

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    This is the FOURTH such thread! Sucess!

    >Get the Wheat.

    Oh lawd.
     
  13. Double Rainbow "Dash"

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    Success* (Then again... it's on the Forum Games section, and this is in General Discussion.)

    Dear Princess Celestia,

    Do you like bananas?

    [size=-2]P.S: TwiDash is best ship.[/size]

    From your awesome student,
    -DRD
     
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  14. elementofchaos7

    elementofchaos7 A Pony Every Pony Should Know

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    Dear Princess Celestia,

    Why don't you ever return my calls? ;___:

    Your secret admirer loyal subject,
    Element
     
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    Dear Princess Celestia,
    Today I've learned that if you take effort, you can meet new friends when you least expect, and refresh old friendships.
    Also, I've learned that it's better to thank someone for helping publicly, so others can truly appreciate ones efforts, than not to give credits to one that helped you or made you feel better.
    yes, this is rep + system related
     
  16. Glitter Butterfly

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    Dear Princess Celestia,
    Today I learnt that pulling an all-nighter is not the best idea when you have alot of things to do the next day. I also learnt that an all-nighter does not involve staying up to 4am then passing out on your bed, that is just called staying up too late.
    Sincerely,
    Your Faithful Stalker and Worshipper,
    Glitter Butterfly.
     
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    Dear Princess Celestia,
    Today I learned that tinkering with alligator clips and 6 volt
    Batteries is bad for your well being. Especially when you stick the
    Alligator clips into a power outlet.
    That causes the battery to burst,
    Your entire class to jump,
    You to get electrocuted,
    And your teacher to facepalm.
    Your... something or other,
    greyOne.
     
  18. Dragonbait

    Dragonbait Do you like bananas?
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    Dear Princess Celestia,
    Today I learned that staying calm and collected is the right way to go about stating your displeasure with things around you. Taking constructive criticism is a good thing. And on that note, please stop being a tyrant. For the New Lunar Republic.

    - DB
     
  19. DanSze

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    Dear Me.

    Today I learned that the best way to get someone to stop crushing you to death while stroking your nose is to politely ask them to get off your crotch.
    At least, most of the time.

    Your faithful you,
    Me.
     
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