Solve the Disaster

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  1. Snow

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    The game is simple, you solve the previous posters proposed disaster in anyway you want and then you make a disaster.

    Example:
    Poster#1: A tornado is about to hit Canterlot.

    Poster#2:I build a massive wall that destroys the tornado.
    Your being crushed by a giant sandwich.

    Poster#1:I eat it.

    And it goes on and on.
    So here we go!

    Your being attacked by a pack of ridiculously tiny manticores.
     
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    Use a vacuum cleaner. Everyone knows that manticores are scared of clean surfaces.

    You are abducted by Fluttershy's pets.
     
    #2 B-Dog1996, Jul 30, 2012
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    I cosplay as Fluttershy, they will be so confused they'll leave me alone.

    A piano is about to fall on your head.
     
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    Stop it with my awesome.
    You eat the last poptart
     
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    I buy more, then stuff them all in your mouth.
    You get ninja'ed
     
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    Break it with wubs.

    Big Mac says "Eeyup" and creates a disturbance in the space-time continuum.
     
    #6 B-Dog1996, Jul 30, 2012
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    Go back in time and prevent it from happening with duct tape
    A pony fighting game comes out in retailers across the world, but one guy buys all the copies
     
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  8. Snow

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    Pull a grand heist and sell it all on Ebay at half price

    Your face is hit with a rock
     
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    Sparkypony Antisocial ponyality disorder

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    I dodge it.

    I ate the moon.
     
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    Activate the Moon's self-destruct sequence.

    You step on Lego (WORST POSSIBLE THING).
     
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    Blow it off.

    Slam it down!
     
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    !nwod ti malS

    Pony A is eating heavy's sandvich.
     
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    Give pony B Heavy

    Rub the lotion on the skin.
     
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    keep rubbing until I become immune to friction then slide to freedome

    it's raining jugs of water
     
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    Step 1: manufacture steel umbrellas. Step 2: Market said umbrellas. Step 3: Profit

    Bain.
     
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    Poke a high tension wire.

    ROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER MY JAM!!!
     
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    booby trap the jam with dynamite

    someone unpluggesd the sun
     
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    Travel to the sun and replace its light bulb

    Nintendo is erased from history
     
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    Do nothing.

    Space is on fire!!
     
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    Impossible, kill it with logic

    Terrorist have kidnapped the queen!
     
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